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meh, not the greatest retort if you wanted to go that route I would have went with something like "So you enjoyed that necklace I gave you?"

Nice try snowflake but everybody knows you can't have two scoops until you bang a porn star

TI99 b*tch Endorsed by Bill Cosby

Ah the 90s. Remember the hair styles we all had back then

Richard, Kyle, or Bryce?

You're going to be super Internet famous when Diamond and Silk release that audition video you made

My air conditioner is running

Random bit of Trek Nerd trivia The Teleporter floor from TOS was the Teleporter Ceiling on TNG

Not really sure what Miroslav as to do with any of this. Maybe because he was a right winger?

See if you can dig up a copy of Carmageddon (2000ish video game). Awesome driving music

I downloaded my Facebook data earlier. Or at least what Facebook will admit they keep on me Holy Hell there are tons of advertisers that I never heard of targeting me

PSA Tomorrow is April 15th

Fuel by Metallica Ace of Spades by Motörhead

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/04/13/former-speaker-boehner-deficit-will-be-number-one-issue-in-six-months.html