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rfk

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  1. Got out my OJ jersey and sharpened my pizza cutter san gloves
  2. Ralph confided to me that the Jills were an integral part of the Bill' s family. Beer, Bills and Booty is what the ignorant masses want. Whether they win or lose, it's always better with a 21 year old blonde girl on your lap.
  3. Wind wafts Off the Lake Cultler Sighs Sweat dries No goal
  4. I know Buffalo is a wing and pizza town but there is a lot riding on those ribs...
  5. So far Johnny is a bust till he isn't. He's better suited to the Canadian League.
  6. Hey keep my father out of this..I still have issues If I was the owner I'd definitely give the Jills a big raise and have them live at my mansion. I would also include birth control in their health care package even though I'm a Catholic Monastic
  7. Only speculation..actually if he was any good he would have gone for a higher pick or not at all. Forget Cowher...who develops QBs for New England..lets give him a shot..
  8. Some of you guys are brutle. If I was the owner , I would have thrown up in my Bills Mug when they hired Orton and passed on Mallett . Bill Cowher for GM. Hackett for ballboy Marrone for best dressed
  9. I'd have to look at this mess of poor decision making for 2 years regarding QBs and decisions like playing your injured 1st rounder in a meaningless game and say time to clean house....Where's Bill Cower's cell #?
  10. Its a sinking ship without an owner...the Bickering Bills return..scrums and yelling..should be a fun season
  11. Spiller is a fantasy, an illusion at best a 3rd down back (Patriots would use him correctly) and until the Bills find a healthy competent run north and south back (Fred till he's injured) they will be 3 n out. Start Fred! The Bills had 2 very good backs when they wasted a 1 on Spiller now they'd be happy to get a 3 and move on. I can't root for the Steelers as I made a pact with OJ many years ago that I would remain in the dark until Ralph died and the Bills move to London (home of Jack the Ripper, OJ's favorite fantasy team psycho killer) Gailey and Whine(bad)Stats were in over their heads and I'm afraid Marrone et al are as well. They are expecting E J to play outside his capabilities..he was mediocre in college and hence...
  12. Another season begins and I put out my paper bag, ready to remain anonymous as a Bills lover. Some suggestions: 1.Let Sammy play QB and catch his own passes 2. Release all 4 QBs and start over with whoever is available after cutdowns. 3. Let the team go to London so at least we'll be too far away to smell them 4. Tebow's been practicing, can it get worse 5. Make Spiller an OG so he can run around his own holes hoping to break one 6. Get rid of that awful bell sound. O perhaps it's Big Ben calling 7. Spray some more WD 40 on the fake grass so everyone falls down every play 8. Sell the team to Bon Jovi so I can root for Pittsburgh
  13. The weather sucks The Bills suck Buffalo never recovered from any recession in the last 50 years, hence Buffalo sucks. Yeah, I'll have nuther At least I'm not responsible.
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