The Frankish Reich

Imagine that. Schedule a golf tournament in Jets territory and it will be invaded by Jets fans.

Not gonna lie, I kind of love this conspiracy theory. Come for the surface ridiculousness, stay for the bizarro explanations.

Because in all other respects Kennesaw GA (population 37,740) is exactly the same as Chicago IL (pop 2.721 million). Maybe compare Sydney, AUS? (pop 5.56 million?) Sydney's murder rate for the most recent reported year: 28 last year.

So two mass shootings today, both former Marines. Michigan guy looks like the central casting Rural Trump Supporter and they say Google maps captured a Trump sign on his fence this summer. So what's his beef with the Mormons? Carolina guy just seems batshit crazy. Wounded in Iraq, which I'm sure has something to do with it. Again: Charlie Kirk was a rarity; it is foolish to characterize these shooters as Democratic or Republican when the Crazy overwhelms any possible political motivation. Crazy + Guns + Social Media. That's all there is to say.

Is it too late for me to shift my shifting allegiances back to the Ravens?

Now's the time to pad those stats! Get back out there, Lamar.

They gotta give somebody a Baltimore Beatdown since they sure ain't giving Kc one

I would feel much better if we had lost on purpose. After all, there's no way we will go 17-0, so best if we use up our 2-4 losses on NFC teams. Reminds me of the old paradox: First day of class the teacher says "there will be a surprise quiz before the end of the semester." Student thinks about it. There can't be a surprise quiz on the last day of class, because then it wouldn't be a surprise. And since there can't be a quiz on the last day, there can't be a quiz on the second-to-last day. And so on and so on. Then the teacher hands out a surprise quiz on the 2nd day of class and guess what? He's surprised.

I can't believe I find myself cheering on KC here. I just hate how we match up with BAL and I (probably stupidly) think we can handle the Chiefs.

Wow, Mormon Church. And their church President (overall leader) just died. Crazy.

It makes me realize how good Doug Pedersen was as a coach during that magical Eagles year. Wentz and Nick Foles? Really? Maybe the worst QB combo to win a Super Bowl this side of Trent Dilfer.

Not gonna lie, I think I'd go if the Bills played in Ireland or Germany. (Not too into the London thing for various reasons) Ahh, I forgot about that.

I am now having Viewer's Remorse. You mean I could have gone outside on what is a beautiful morning here in Colorado?

I guess that vindicates my "I would punt" opinion!

And why are the Steelers "Ireland's Team?" Who decided that?

Ugliest final 2 minutes you can ever hope to see.

Wow. Throw over the middle for a short gain with zero timeouts.

Everything wrong with the NFL in one series. Simply no reason for the Steelers not to hold/cheat every play. And Vikes totally incompetent offense.

The old "you might as well hold every play"

OK, Wentz, now's your chance to regain the old magic

But not like that punt.

I would punt it here.

Injured starters. Does Carson Wentz have a Second Act after all? (Nah)

To not have federalized troops deployed in their cities? Tulsi has always had her own agenda. She won't be there much longer. By the way, on Bondi: I'm now convinced that Trump actually did think he was DMing her when he mistakenly posted that message urging her to prosecute Comey and others. Malicious incompetence. Nothing has changed.