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uh, doomed? Mike

Is Retatta one of those indigenous Western New York dishes, like beef on weck (good) or the garbage plate (awful)? Send me some sponge candy, please... Mike

61. If she's blond or brunette, tell her she'd look much better as a redhead. If she's a redhead, tell her that your last girlfriend was a redheaded psycho hose beast. Mike

Yes...I want to see Phil get that second major. Mike

Whatever BILLS4LIFE says goes double for me. Happy Birthday, Harriet! Mike

In four weeks we'll talk. By the way...saw Varsity's horns off! Go Aggies!! Mike

On this board? Where grudges are held and remembered forever and ever? Surely you jest. Mike

No, it doesn't seem right...and I believe Smith's been reinstated. BTW, it's currently 4:26 PM EDT on Saturday August 13, 2005...and MICHIGAN STILL SUCKS!! Mike

From one Murph to another: Happy Birthday, you old fart. Mike

We're DOOMED!!! The Bills are moving to Los Angeles/San Antonio/Mexico City/insert city name here. Did I list all the bad things that could happen or did I miss one? Mike

I have the 2002 guide, with Bledsoe on the cover. Looks like it's time to drop two fins and get a new one. Mike

I could say something crude about popping cherries, but I won't. Welcome to our nightmare. Mike

I'm not attracted to Marv, but my wife thinks he's a handsome older man. As far as comparing teams, I'll give you that. But I think it's a bit laughable to compare cheerleading squads. For example, the Packers used to have male and female cheerleaders dressed up like a high school squad. I don't know if they still do or not, but that was true as recently as the late 90s. Under your system then, compared to the Packers, I'll give the Bills credit for the Jills. Mike

First off, if the avatar is you, you are more like Marv Levy's stunt double, not George Clooney's. Drinking and ogling women can be done in probably 10,000 different places on any given Friday or Saturday night (including anyplace on Chippewa Street), in addition to Bills games. I always thought that the point of having cheerleaders was to cheer the football team on and provide entertainment, not to compare them with the ladies the other cities' teams send out. My hometown team (Cleveland) doesn't even have them...unless you count the Bone Lady. Of course, the beer-gutted ugly guys on this board can say whatever they want about the Jills. It's a free country, which also allows me to call them out on it. And it's not like many of these guys have a chance with a professional football cheerleader. Finally, did you mean "busted" or "busty" when you spoke of the Jills? Mike

One of my very first posts on this board was defending the Jills. Nearly three years ago, I said that these were real girls from the Buffalo area, not wannabe actresses like the Dolphins had, nor monuments to silicon like the Cowboys' cheerleaders, nor slutty like the Raiderettes. Trendichick thanked me for that post. I still feel the same way. Cheerleaders are nice, but are we there to watch the game or ogle young women? Hell, you can go to a Hooters and do that for free. And I bet all the male critics of the Jills here look like George Clooney. Mike

He summed up all three RoboCop movies in about seven sentences. That was pretty funny. Mike

Seeing Verba here in Cleveland, I say: Be careful what you wish for. Mike

Right show, wrong character. Stewie rules!!! Mike

I think we're all reading too much into this. Are we gonna act pissy all year? Or are we just going to enjoy the ups and downs that come with every season? You will not hear such whiny crap from me (Yeah, they won, but so-and-so sucked, or yeah, they won, but didn't dominate enough). Last time I checked, teams get credit for wins, and wins only, in the NFL. No style points are given. A win is a win is a win. Big friggin' deal. Mike

Really? I thought that the Arizona Cardinals highlight film could be seen during one of the commercial breaks on "Sportscenter". Mike

Can you add Van Halen to that list? They toured last summer. Mike

Reminds me of the joke Conan told about American Idol. A 50 year old man had to be escorted from an American Idol audition in San Francisco when he was told that he exceeded the program's age limit. Witnesses said they never saw Huey Lewis so angry. Mike

Wow, Cindy. I don't think it could have been said better. Mike

That's much too easy. As a Buckeye fan, who knows Clarett always had his hand out in Columbus, I say it's poetic justice. Mike

Losing a child has to be the hardest thing on earth to go through. Kim and I have no children, and I've lost grandparents and a couple of friends my age, but I simply cannot comprehend what the Kelly family is going through. May God be with them. In the coming days will be when it's hardest...especially for their daughters. Mike