MattyT

Now there's a movie I'll never see.

Who Killed Willie Wonka?

Whatchamacallit?

I heard that the chocolate shortage was due to global warming melting it all away. Don't believe me? Well it's impossible to find Snow Caps at a movie theater anymore. At least that's what Al Gore told me.

I think it depends on the state. When I drive in PA it seems to be verboten to hang in the passing lane even if you are going 20 mph faster than everyone else. I think it's a law there. That said, I've never seen anybody from Jersey in anything BUT the left lane.

Bingo.

If this is true, and I'm hearing this for the first time, then I'm thinking it is a technicality that is fairly easy to circumvent.

If you're posting it then the Technician must be a Democrat....or at least named Hillary. PS - Sorry Darin.

A quick scan of some stats shows that if you do want a great back then you do want to draft them in the first round. Of all the players that have rushed for over 10000 yards only 5 of them were drafted out of the 1st round: Thurman, Corey Dillon, Ricky Watters , Tiki Barber, and Curtis Martin. It's not concrete evidence, but its gotta mean something.

You can't fire someone at the start of a term because you didn't hire them in the first place. At the start of an administration, the AGs submit a letter of resignation and it's up to the incoming president whether or not to accept the resignation or not. Modern tradition is that the president accepts most resignations and selects an entirely new staff especially when there is a change in party. Now, when a person hires you and then lets you go, that's when you can say they're fired. And, yes, that is okay...but it is unconventional. When you do it to 8 of them simultaneously?....that is unprecedented and, frankly, worthy of investigation.

No bribe required. Hope you have good weather.

1st and 3rd? - no effing way 2nd? - worthwhile gamble 3rd? - get-r-done! 2nd day pick? - wake up you're clearly dreaming

Do you think you would be able to take as much pride and enjoyment in coming up with administrative solutions as you do technical solutions? If yes, then go for it and good luck. You're gonna have to change your username though. Let me suggest "/My Documents/Spreadsheets"

bastard!

Agreed. The people who's idea of putting the cart away is to lean it up against the car next to them are much, much worse.

People who... - wear the Bluetooth earpieces (that make them look cyborgs) while walking around town, shopping, restaurants, etc. This applies doubly when they leave them in when they're not even on the phone. Nothing says "I'm a very important a-hole" like that little fashion accessory. - are under retirement age who write checks in an express line. This one has been said before but bears repeating. Get with the program! - wear crooked hats/visors. Maybe if I smack you across the face it'll straighten out for you. - think they got a good deal on a hideous Pontiac Aztec. Impossible.....sucker. - do a week's worth of banking at an ATM. Save a teller's job and go inside. - get their information about a subject from one source without even attempting to understand it from different points of view. Like the Geico caveman said, "Next time you might want to do a little research." - think that yellow lights mean "speed up." - say "Bitter.... party of 1" - can't utter a sentence without injecting the word "like" after every 4th word. Like, pay attention youngsters. I'm, like, talking to, like, YOU. Thanks. That felt good.

Now that she's divorced from Paul the only reason she's even doing this stupid dancing show is because her celebrity status is on it's last leg.

Try holding down the [shift] key when you refresh. It will pull down all new images instead of going to your cache.

I guess I missed the part of the story that said he wasn't a US citizen. Maybe it's in a different article? He does appear to be of Latin decent though so I guess we see what we want to believe.

Thanks for this. I've been trying to cut back.

Look out! He's setting you up.

PollsBad? or MediaBad? I'm confused.

Droz: What's Your major? Student: Sanskrit Droz: Sanskrit. You are majoring in a 5000 year old dead language? Student: Yeah Droz: Get out of here. Seriously, get the @#$% out.

Hell yes. Can't stress this enough.