MattyT

In his defense, he didn't say which day the press conference was going to be held.

This is my opinion as well. The Brits will be released unharmed but Iran will never, ever admit to any wrongdoing in the matter. They understand that they're acting alone and won't want to isolate themselves any further.

If Shaud's in the game on 1st and 10 then that only means that the #1 and #2 backs are injured and we're blowing a team out.

Did he get into trouble while he was on the Bills?

The pr0n discs kept sticking to the bottom of the mail carrier's bag.

Perhaps Pyrite is writing crayonz speech...thus causing the delay.

You're right! I typed that line it like it was a bad thing.

elite backups Now those are two words you don't usually see paired together.

It's him doing to us what he did to the Fins that I'm worried about. They went from 10-6 in '03 to 4-12 in '04 and still haven't recovered.

I found the problem....he's left handed.

Beat me to it. Does playing in the MAC really hurt a guy that bad?

In case anyone is looking for inspiration... April Fool's Pranks for Nerds

Page 4 and no one has mentioned his penchant for drinking baby's blood? This place is slipping.

Is everybody in? The ceremony's about to begin.

Ah yes...the "Mularkey Flicker." *sigh* Although they had another name for that play. When Holcomb ran it it was called the "Deep Ball."

It's not clear in this article, but the key to the spiking rule is "on the field of play." Spiking in the end zone (and I'm assuming out of bounds) shouldn't draw the flag.

Clever

Apparently the fish are biting pretty good today.

Let's see....if we strip out Holcomb's quotes from the writer's obvious dislike and disrespect for the Bills.... "I just want to be in an organization where you have a chance to win, and I think that's what you've got with these guys," "When they walk out of the locker room and walk onto the field, they know they're going to win the football game." "Whatever the Philadelphia Eagles are going to ask me to do, I'm willing to do it," Holcomb said. "I just think that when you do get an opportunity to play, you have to go out there and you have to produce. You know that you're not the starter a lot of times, but you know that whoever is playing can go down at any given time. You have to prepare each week like you are the starter." "Experience is a great teacher, and I think I've played a lot of games, and when I went in there I did well," So where does Holcomb fit in moving forward? "They haven't indicated anything," he said. "I've got to totally learn something new, but I'll pick up on it. I'm looking forward to it," Holcomb said. "It's going to be a challenge, but I think it fits me, I really do." Yeah, Holcomb is a hateful bastard.

Beason

Maroney Will Be Up and Running

My advice? Get them all out of our collective heads and let's focus on the future.

I'll take Detroit. Somebody's gotta show Millen what to do.

Don't have time to check, but I thought Maroney got cleared.

Been to The Globe. EXTREMELY hot hostesses, but VERY expensive dinner. I'd suggest the best of both worlds....walk down St. Laurent (where The Globe is) and take in the "sights" ...pass all the pricey joints while scanning for hot women in the windows, and head to a place where you can eat and drink all night without paying for it in monthly installments. Have fun.