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JÂy RÛßeÒ

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  1. The marriage counselor suggested going out one night a week for a nice dinner, maybe a bottle of wine, to save our marriage. My wife goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
  2. Patient: Well Doc, what's the prognosis? Doc: Terminal cancer - you have 2 weeks to live. Patient: I'm going to have to get a second opinion. Doc: OK - you're ugly too.
  3. How do you keep a moron in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.
  4. I did all that remote DVR setting for nothing...
  5. I think they changed Mario's last name to "OFFLINE"
  6. Oh crap someone just kicked a different cable...
  7. 45 minutes late... Now it says "stay tuned for the live Mario Williams press conference"
  8. Somebody's playing the Jeopardy music in the background! Classic
  9. Wow this is terrible. 15 mintes late for a presser they already delayed 15 minutes. I blame the fiancee.
  10. they seem to be having audio trouble with the feed. They had it right for a few minutes but didn't realize it. Now it's hosed again.
  11. I'm on! No volume tho... Over 3000 4000 viewers
  12. message still there but I can see the podium!
  13. Access denied - the maximum number of viewers for this channel has been reached.
  14. The sky just opened up with a loud thunder clap here in Rochester. God is weeping tears of joy.
  15. Boost in the arm? Forget it, he's rolling.
  16. Logging onto DirecTV to set the DVR to record NFL Network for a while...
  17. If he says 'ground up and in the freezer' at any point, I'm gonna pee my pants. Really.
  18. Really? Have you learned nothing?
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