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It might be tough keeping coaching staff together
Corp000085 replied to Albany,n.y.'s topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
krumrie for replacement to gray when he leaves in the next 2 years? i could see that. I don't see clements going to ND. he'll stay. I'm more worried about bobby april being named head butler of the playboy mansion. he's simply a god to this team right now. -
So in reality what can we expect from this game?
Corp000085 replied to ICE's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
the defense is so tight right now though, minus 12 minutes of the miami game. I don't see the offense thundering the way it did against the last 3 teams, but i do see the bills doing enough to win. 16-10 in crappy, sloppy, winter game... stay tuned -
Can we get Wyche to exhort CLE fans?
Corp000085 replied to SJ Bills backer's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
god, i totally forgot about that... what a classic soundbyte. -
he has been known to do that during holiday games.
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As all broncos fans imagined johnny doing before that game.
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hey mark6, i have a question. What's in your wallet?
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yes, i had heard that before. I think i do a good job of keeping my hand covering at least part of my # at all times... Usually pay cash at restaurnts too, because i hate having my card out of my hands.
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people have too much time on their hands... funny as hell though.
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holy crap, i totally had forgotten about bobby shaw... You can see that he doesn't really fit the "team" mold that we currently have. also, he's simply not needed with the emergence of reed and steady moulds.
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ice, we agree... If vince lombardi came out of the grave, and bernard shaw was the only black guy left on the planet, the NFL expects me to interview my boy from CNN before vince lombardi.
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You can argue that blacks need to be interviewed for a job, or you can argue that if the #1 candidate is white, why interview a black?? My thoughts are, interview the #1 guy. If he's white, then so be it. I think its crazy for the NFL to give out token interviews, which are a waste of time and money, for guys who won't get the job in the first place. The counterpoint will be "what about guys who made it already, like dungy, greene, or edwards?" What about them?? So what if they're black... They're good coaches and that's why they are where they are. You can't have a token "black" interview for another reason too... What about when some chinese guy wants a job?? Then he'll fight to get interviewed. Jerry gray will be a head coach someday in the NFL. It's not cause he's black though, its cause he's a good coach. I just don't buy the whole "token" interview. Thoughts?? by the way, i'm very far from racist, but STFU bca... http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=1941831
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Like wow. Harrison signs 66 million extension
Corp000085 replied to nodnarb's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
It just means that you can put $66 million down for the river that the colts will be the laughingstock of the NFL in about 8 years. Can you say cap hell? -
[SUW] Favorite Holiday themed movie
Corp000085 replied to Just Jack's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
christmas vacation. I don't care how much i liked elf last weekend, or polar express 2 weeks before, nothing beats the Griswald Family Christmas! -
OT True story of rescuing a hooters girl
Corp000085 replied to Corp000085's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
no. she'd probably help me write it. -
sweet.. he can stand guard outside. I'm going to the game with either my non tailgating father, or my brother. If i go with my brother, i'll keep a lookout.
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OT True story of rescuing a hooters girl
Corp000085 replied to Corp000085's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
update: her brother in law (the student's father) talked to the other guy and he said that she appreciated that and wondered if we'd like to go out and if both of us were married. He then sent the guy to my room and asked the same thing. I did say that i was married, but i'd love to talk to her about lunch with the other guy too, so there might be even more pictures. -
i've done bills game in the afternoon and sabres at night, but never 2 nfl games. that would be awesome, especially with the playoff implications with baltimore.
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wasn't jared wright the guy who started that game 7 with the indians vs. the marlins in 97 as a rookie? I will forever love jose mesa, speaking of that game.
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OT True story of rescuing a hooters girl
Corp000085 replied to Corp000085's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
no, not at all... but she did smell my fingers. just kidding she was actually proud, if you can believe it. She thanked me for changing that high school girl's tire... She only got a little pissed after i told her she was an actual hooters girl. -
OT True story of rescuing a hooters girl
Corp000085 replied to Corp000085's topic in The Stadium Wall Archives
oh yeah, i'll have pictures on thursday that i can upload to webshots for linkage or bring back to buffalo on friday on my memorystick... I will have proof that the only thing flat today was her tire. -
No, no old man hanging boobs link here.. True, honest to god, story I'm a teacher at an elementary school... Well, at the end of the day, one of my jobs is to go outside with my kids out front and make sure they don't get hit by parents. Well, one teacher came up to me and asked if i knew how to change a tire. I said yeah, and she pointed towards a saturn with a flat rear tire. So, i walk over to the car and look in and see a first grader sitting in the backseat with her mom on the cell phone.. So, i walk to the drivers door and i literally am staring at a cell phone and two gigantic, hanging out boobs... After further inspection, she has on the hooters shirt. She popped her tire and needed it changed. I offered my services and she got flustered and quickly put on a shirt over her hooters shirt. Not that it mattered, the damage was done. So, she comes out of her car, looking like a hooters girl... like a 10, standing in the parking lot of my elementary school. Now, in the meantime, all the lady teachers had gathered and had basically started to laugh and point, as they know me well enough to know that my dream had basically come true. So anyways, i inspect her tire and tell her the obvious. It needed to be replaced. So, she asks where the spare would be in the car, and i said probably the trunk. Again, flustered... She opens her trunk to reveal these contents (by this point, the other guy teacher in the school had come to "watch" so i have a witness): 1) boombox 2) 4 or 5 maxims 3) 2 shirts, one a normal tee shirt, one a skanky halter top shirt 4) 1 bikini top, pink. 5) one 1.75L bottle of bacardi dry rum, empty. 6) 3 used pantie hoes 7) assortment of dance cds I said, "you have to pull all of this out so i can get to the spare." So what does she grab first to throw on the sidewalk, in front of 50 adults and about 100 children?? Yes, the bottle of rum. I was like, "um, why don't you just move that to the back of the trunk and unload all the rest of this stuff." She looked puzzled. After the removal of her stripperware and accessories, i changed the tire out with a donut. Standard changing tire routine here. Then i hold up the old tire, with the giant nail sticking out of it and said, "there", to which she replied "I'm not holding that!!" I said "Don't hold it, you're wearing white. Just look at the nail. take it to wal mart to have it removed." Anyways, i put the tire in her trunk, she loaded up the stripperware, and i said be safe. She then proceded to tell me over and over again that she was the kid's aunt, not her mother. then, after the obligatory "what can i do to repay you"/"don't worry about it" routine, she offered sneak me a couple beers and possibly food, after talking to her manager. She then took out paper from her neice's bag and writes her work schedule on it. So, thursday at 3, the other guy who helped out and i are going to hooters. She got in her car and drove off, to which i received applause from teachers looking on, other parents, AND MY WIFE (who also works at the school). Now, to answer any follow up questions in advance, yes i saw nipple, yes they were great, her intelligence is a new low for hooters, no my wife is not coming with me, and the other guy (also married) and i are basically sworn to secrecy for thursday. It's on baby!!
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what time on friday, rockpile?
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bills 301 browns 3 i mean bills 31 browns 3
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10/11, but i had 70 as the answer to 30/.5+10, just didn't hit ok in time.
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10/11, but i had 70 as the answer to 30/.5+10, just didn't hit ok in time.