Pine Barrens Mafia

color me shocked that MJD picked the jets

I know, right. I'll deal with any disappointment if and when it happens. Until then I'm assuming every game is a win

Why? Well, primarily because being a pessimist is stupid and counterproductive. But, here are some enumerated reasons for optimism: 1) Year two of Dorsey in his job. Experience is valuable, and now he's going to have some more tools in the box. I'm really bullish on the tight ends especially. 2) we have Josh Allen. So long as that alien clone supersoldier is our QB, we have a chance to win. 3) Another year for Groot. Last year, the Frenchman had a sneaky 8 sack season, I see no plausible reason he can't build off it. I see at least 10 for Greg. 4) no Leslie Frazier. Thank heaven. 5) The pressure of expectation is shifted to lesser teams in the Jests and Miami. This team does better in that environment. I could go on, but go bills

And enjoy being a good team

I'm taking the day off Stafford Or the tua treatment

If that guy ever lost the ability to speak, humanity would be better off

is there a difference?

Of all the boomer bands, this is the best, and it's not particularly close.

No you're not. You're here to vent emotions in a spectacle. Beane and McD couldn't give less of a sh*t about your thoughts, and I think you understand that.

cc @GunnerBill

Pessimism is a disease, so is cynicism

You're not a serious person

Aren't you "second place is first loser" guy? That'd make CIN first loser or worse quite a bit lately here's a hankie for your woes, pal

CIN's won a super bowl? I must've missed it Let me go back and check the historical record

as i said, not the brightest talk to me when burrow gets his contract

it's a cover 1 pod

I'm a fan of disguised coverage

i approve of this molotov-cocktail-throwing

you could say the same thing about our wins. we got the win with the key stops/scores at the key time, TWICE against them.

Oh good, because this hasn't been covered in 82 other threads

Dude's washed. No thanks.

just asking for a consistent standard here miami eked out a win where they shouldn't have, yes?

First game against Miami was completely lopsided go back and watch.

heyo