Chautauqua Mafia

love those chem heaters. things were a lifesaver when I was a soldier.

Oh no. Oh well.

i'm shocked, SHOCKED I tell you

Don't pull a groin while you're stretching.

REALLY hope they convince him

My bad. The point still kind of stands. unless 7 games is now the standard.

That's exactly the point. It's where the Bills should be spending while we have an all-world QB

They'll allow ALLLLLL kinds of time for a guy like Oliver, but Teller didn't even see the start of a season. Spilled milk now, but they'd better start taking stocking the offense's cabinet seriously.

or even Hill/Waddle/Giesecki

neglected in favor of 8 billion DL to rotate

It's an advent movie

Flight of the Conchords/Rick and Morty mashup

never heard of it lol

I actually have. Start of the season it was $1 bets till I got my feet under me.

I'm not a piney by birth, but I've adapted to the piney way of life. I literally live in the pine barrens national preserve. It's honestly not a bad place to live, but for the taxes.

at what book

Build a bankroll on house money? I've quadrupled my original amount this year following this pattern. No, it's not, but again...that's kind of the point. Hey, if you can throw a couple hundred around each week, good for you! Me, I can't. I think he's probably on the spectrum, given his manner of speaking. I'll pop on a parlay if I like the payout. Put $4 on all teams to score 20+ points on Thanksgiving. Was hairy, with the giants deeming fit to wait till the LAST minute of regulation time, but it was a winner lol

As noted, I bet pretty much primarily moneyline underdogs.

Easy to mock being conservative about betting, but I've been on house money since week three thanks to it.

Mercifully, don't have a wife. 😄

This too.

I bet about 40 bucks a week spread out over all games. Maybe at some point, my bankroll will allow 15-20 a game. But not yet. Heh, well, they've consistently held me back. I realize you think it's hilarious, but when you've been trying to work your way out of a financial hole caused by divorce and support, you don't really have a HUGE pile of money to be tossing around. Since this is the first year I've ever really gambled on football, and given that I'm not very well off, I figured I'd start small. The results have been encouraging.

SO MANY SOURCES SO LITTLE TIME

There's your receipt. Gonna bet a few other underdogs this weekend, so I'll pass on your invite. But thanks!