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WHAT!!! Just hold on one second while I try to get my arms around what you are saying. Are you saying that five male cheerleaders/wrestlers called the "Spirit Squad" are just actors! You mean Vince didn't have gallons of human excrement dumped on his head - it was just fake poop! Oh I get it, you are just making it up (that wrestling is fake) as joke. Geez, you almost had me convinced that wrestling was fake. Now quit it now.

Very Nice!

The theme of my league was not "What Slothrop Thinks," or in other words, "Terms of Reality."

I am surprised it took 5 posts for there to be a pickle juice reference. You also must take an hour to cook your noodles.

My league has a rule where the defending champion gets to set the league theme for the upcomming year. This year the league has a Pirate theme. So, I need suggestions as to what to name my team using a pirate theme.

What has happened to "personal responsibility?" They took the job. THey should have read their contract or asked the right questions at the interview. Clearly, it is the workers' fault.

By "best" do you mean the shortest fight ever? I do think Brock Lesnar, who is apparently in a legal fight with the WWE over whether he can be a K-1 fighter (all wrestler's have non-compete clauses in their contracts), would be interesting. Like Matt Hughs, he was a stellar college wrestler. Those skills, combined with kickboxing and jui-jitsu training can make for a powerful combination. Lesnar is quick and huge! Link about Brock and K-1

He was suddenly inflicted with Potential Witness Syndrome. It is a rare condition which sometimes results in "heart-attacks" but has other sequeli, i.e. drowning due to accidently tying an anchor to one's ankles, driving off a cliff, or overdosind on prescription medication.

You do know professional wrestling is not real, right?

Isn't Angle refering to the other wrestling promotion, TSA, when he says "8-sided ring"? They have Sting and other "famous" entertainers. As an avid fan of the UFC I will echo the talk here. Angle will have his ass handed to him if he were to ever try it, unless he has been training for it for a while. Rumor has it that Brock Lesnar was going to enter K-1 in japan! He has the potential to be bad ass if he dedicated himself to it. Anyone here of this?

29th! Wow, are we really that good!? That means there are teams worse than us!

I was talking to an old college buddy and he was telling me about a game called "Guild Wars." It sounded cool but complicated. Anyone have any insight regarding this game?

Wasn't that Plummer?

I think Megatron is one of the best villans ever! Some of his dialogue (especially with Starscream) is classic. Here are some great quotes from the movie: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Optimus Prime: You destroy everything you touch Megatron! Megatron: That's because everything I touch is food for my hunger. My hunger for power. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Starscream: It looks like some kind of... rust! Megatron: Impossible! We are rust-proof! Starscream: Perhaps you're made of shoddy materials, Megatron! Megatron: That's ABSURD! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Starscream: It was the Triplechangers, they tricked me! Megatron: You're either lying or stupid. Starscream: I'm stupid! I'm stupid! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Brawn: [Decepticons ambush Autobots on Autobot shuttle] Megatron! Prowl: Decepticons! Megatron: Die, Autobots! Megatron: [Decepticons kill Autobots on board shuttle except Ironhide] This was almost too easy, Starscream. Starscream: Much easier, almighty Megatron, than attacking the real threat. The Autobots' moonbase. Megatron: You're an idiot, Starscream. When we slip by their early warning systems in their own shuttle and destroy Autobot City, the Autobotd will be vanquished forever. Ironhide: No! Megatron: Such heroic nonsense! [shoots Ironhide's head off] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Starscream: Who disrupts my coronation? Galvatron: Coronation, Starscream? This is bad comedy. Starscream: Megatron? Is that you? Galvatron: Here's a hint! [transforms and shoots Starscream. Starscream crackles and falls to dust] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Megatron: Wait, I still function. Starscream: Wanna bet?

I was always partial to Jetfire - that was one cool looking jet-robot. He was solid die-cast metal so when you fired it accross the room and blood trickled down your little brother's forehead, he was put on notice - don't ever mess with the autobots, especially Jetfire!

It is very likely they could decide this on the issue of standing - which is how the SCOTUS has ruled on various past environmental cases. The plaintiff's must show that they (or their members) have suffered real "damage." I think the standing issue will be this Court's way out of addressing the merits. That's disappointing, because the merits are interesting.

This will be great! I also loved some of the recent transformers incarnations such as Beast Wars. They had a Beast Wars episode where Starscream came back.

From what I remember, your statement is a bit revisionist. I thought Harbaugh punched Kelly and that was the end of it (i.e. Kelly pussed out).

uhhh - I am not sure what to say to this. Castrated? Who is your doctor? Did he go to medical school in Nazi germany?

I like this game. Ok, let me think . . . hmmmmmm. How about - - - - - - - GARY HOGABOOM!

Hater! Holcomb is still not better than Gary "The Gun" Hogaboom!

I was going to - but Hogaboom had a WAY more tallent than Hobert. He could have whooped some serious ass in foxboro. Hobert only had "Holcomb-esque" talent.

1. JP Losman 2. Doug Flutie 3. Rob Johnson 4. Alex Van Pelt 5. Drew Bledsoe 6. Caig Null 7. gary Hogaboom (just for sh*ts and giggles)

Holy Crap - if that happened to me I would at least make an effort to kick someone's ass! They could have killed the last two.

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