You know that in your everyday lives, you have quoted, memorized or repeated a line from Seinfeld that makes you laugh uncontrollably...I have about 500 of these but one of my favorites was when "Crazy" Joe Davola left this message on Jerry's machine:
--Jerry, Joe Davola. *Pbt.* *Pbt.* *Pbt.* I have a hair on my tongue; I can't get it off. You know how much I hate that? 'Course you do, you put it there. I know what you said about me, Seinfeld. I know you badmouthed me to the execs at NBC, put the kibosh on my deal. Now I'm going to put the kibosh on you. You know I've kiboshed before, and I will kibosh again
What's yours?