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Inhabitants of Mars are Stiller fans??

"A pizza place where you make your own pie"

Don't forgot that his will go on until I am pinned! (Feats of Strength)

FRANK: Kramer, I got your message. I haven't celebrated Festivus in years! What is your interest? KRAMER: Well, just tell me everything, huh? FRANK: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows opon him, I realized there had to be another way! KRAMER: What happened to the doll? FRANK: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born. "A Festivus for the rest of us!"

This is all the medias fault......Pacman has no choice but to inflict harm when it is obvious that these guys "disrespected" him!!

KRAMER: No. <To George> But I did run into somebody you might be interested in, a Mr. Jon Voight, the actor? GEORGE: Jon Voight! Are you kiddin' me? Did you talk to him? KRAMER: Well, he was a little standoffish. GEORGE: What, you didn't ask him about the car? KRAMER: No, I couldn't, his cab pulled away. But he did, however, make an impression on me. <Pulls up his sleeve and shows George his arm.> Look. JERRY: What? KRAMER: His tooth marks. He bit me. GEORGE: Jon Voight bit you? JERRY: Well, what is he, a vampire? KRAMER: No, it's justifiable. He thought I was going for his wallet. GEORGE (looking at Kramer's arm): He left perfect imprints. KRAMER: That he did. Now, you got that pencil with the bite marks on it? We get a trained eye to match 'em up, and we'll see whether or not you're driving Jon Voight's car! JERRY: Oh, please. GEORGE: Wait a minute, wait, it's not that stupid. JERRY: No, it's stupid.

#24 from a different angle

As we all know, being loud and boisterous is in the blood of every Buffalo Bills fan, whether you live here in WNY or around the country. What is your favorite Buffalo Bills chant? For me personally, I have used the following over the last 10 years or so: -B-U-F-F-A-L-O.....Whats the spell? SUPER BOWL (Obviously not said too much during that ten year time period) -hey hey hey hey...(hey, hey, hey, hey) LETS GO BUFFALO (Shout song melody) -(any opposing players name here)....Takes it in the a s s do dah, do dah.....(any opposing players name here)....Takes it in the a s s all da do dah day! (crude but fun none the less) Others?

"Not that there is anything wrong with that"

#20 all the way

Who is Tracy?

George: The Duty Free Shop? Duty Free is the biggest sucker deal in retail. Do you know how much duty is? Kramer: Duty. George: Yeah, "duty". Do you know how much duty is? Kramer: No, I dunno how much duty is. George: Duty is *nothing*. It's like sales tax...

I nominate White Castle......Once it hits your lips, it's so good!

Schobel.....he was talking about his lack of production according to the media...said something like....."You can tell that to Sullivan"

***************************************************** ********************************************* haha...that is a classic!

KRAMER: Mr. O'Neill? O'NEILL: Yeah. KRAMER: Yeah, uh, look, you don't know me. O'NEILL: I can give you an autograph there, but my pen's kind of screwed up. You'd only like half a "P" or something. KRAMER: No, it's uh, not that see,. It's about a little boy in a hospital. I was wondering if you could do something to lift his spirits. O'NEILL: Sure, I could help you there. KRAMER: Sure, well I promised you would hit him two home runs. O'NEILL: Say what? KRAMER: You know, Klick!. A couple of dingers. O'NEILL: You promised a kid in the hospital that I would hit two home runs? KRAMER: Yeah, well, no good? O'NEILL: Yeah. That's no good. It's terrible. You don't hit home runs like that. It's hard to hit home runs. And where the heck did you get two from? KRAMER: Two is better than one. O'NEILL: That, that's ridiculous. I'm not a home run hitter. KRAMER: Well, Babe Ruth did it. O'NEILL: He did not. KRAMER: Oh, do you say that Babe Ruth is a liar? O'NEILL: I'm not calling him a liar but he was not stupid enough to promise two. KRAMER: Well, maybe I did overextend myself. O'NEILL: How the heck did you get in here anyway?

Doesn't count due to me not being born

I don't like recent expansion teams winning anything......This is due to my typical Buffalonian attitude

Exactly

The point here is I don't want TAMPA to celebrate another World Championship when my teams have won NONE....What is not to understand about that nimrod? BTW...Improbable??......they won the East!

Kramer, inspecting Jerry's van: "So, how come you're selling it?" Jerry: "You know why I'm selling it. I hate it." Kramer: "How many miles?" Jerry: "Two." Kramer: "City or highway?" Jerry: "Look, do you really want to buy this thing, or what?" Kramer, breaking the antenna: "Hey, hey. Take it easy. I'm not gonna be pressured. I'll walk away right now. Is this thing bent? I'm not paying for that." Jerry: "All right, just get out of here." Kramer: "All right, look. I'm going to be honest. I'm very interested in the van." Jerry: "OK, fine. 'What do I have to do to put you in this van today?'" Kramer, pointing to the newspaper ad: "Well, I don't really have any money. But it says right here, 'interesting trades considered'." Jerry: "You put that in!" Kramer, pulling out an undershirt: "And I'm glad I did. Here." Jerry: "You want to trade me an undershirt?" Kramer: "No, I want to trade you screen legend Anthony Quinn's undershirt. He took this off to do sit-ups in the park and I nabbed it." Jerry: "That's disgusting." Kramer: "Well, it's my final offer."

Kramer: Sniffing, what do you mean sniffing? Jerry: Sniffing, with his nose. Kramer: Jerry, he probably had a cold. Jerry: No, I asked him. Kramer: So, what are you saying? Jerry: I don't know, you know, what if...? Kramer: Drugs? You think he's on drugs? Jerry: I don't know. All I know he was sniffing. Kramer: Jerry, listen, we went in on a CD together. Jerry: I know. Kramer: And Newman gave you money too. I didn't even meet this guy. We trusted you. Jerry: Look, it doesn't necessarily mean anything yet, it just means he was sniffing. Kramer: Well, what else? Was he nervous? Did he use a lot of slang? Did he use the word 'man'? Jerry: No, he didn't use 'man'. Kramer: I mean when he was leaving did he say I'm splittin' ? Jerry: No, but in one point he did use the bathroom. Kramer: Whoh! Jerry: Do you think that's a bad sign? Kramer: Yes!! Yes, that's what they do! They live in the bathroom! All right, what are we going to do? We are going to get our money back, right?

Kramer: Hey man, so how was the rest of Death Blow? Jerry: How was the rest of Death Blow? Kramer: Yeah, who got the final Death Blow, 'cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him! Jerry: Kramer, you make me get a ticket for this friend of yours and then the guy forces me to bootleg the movie at gun point! Kramer: He's quite a character, isn't he? Jerry: You know, he came by here at 3 o'clock in the morning to pick up the tape. I was scared out of my mind!

DBFH Suimar!

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