THE TOP TEN CJ SPILLER FACTS:
01 CJ Spiller's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 CJ Spiller counted to infinity - twice.
03 CJ Spiller does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. CJ Spiller goes killing.
04 If you can see CJ Spiller he can see you. If you can't see CJ Spiller you may be only seconds away from death.
05 CJ Spiller sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, CJ roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for CJ Spiller.
07 CJ Spiller built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, CJ Spiller met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08 CJ Spiller has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09 They once made a CJ Spiller toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.
10 A blind man once stepped on CJ Spiller's shoe. CJ replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm CJ Spiller!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by CJ Spiller.