BillsGuyInMalta

Just dont try to force anything Colts and you'll take the lead into the half.

They teach em' good out in Iowa...

Daaaaaaaaaalllas Clark, very nice

That was...and apparently still is...the huge knock on the Colts...awseome offense, craptacular defense.

The only thing that will make it stop is an ass-whuppin from the Colts tonight

Not yet, I have to tie my shoe first... Okay, NOW I'm ready!

Where are the Niners? Thats who I'd vote for

DAMN! I'm helping out a frat party on Sat, now I cant watch the Fins implosion live, as it happens!

I feel almost as dirty as when Pixy Man pictures show up on the board...

Bills 20 Jags 9

I agree...The Texans and their weird Week One powers should easily trounce the sad Chargers.

Definitely no. By getting Faulk, yes you'd have the Rams RB corps, but think about it...you'd have to start them both every week in order to get any production since they'll be spliting time with one another. Plus, Chad Johnson is a great fantasy football producer, and it looks like Henry is still going to get the bulk of the carries here, so essentially you'd be trading Travis Henry (1300 yard RB) and Chad Johnson (1,000+ WR) for...Amani Toomer and half of a RB tandem. Dont do it.

Hey, Mike Brown in the Bears secondary has made his career on that. Seriously, that guy seems to always get INTs when he is waaaaaaaay out of his position.

I'm going to be different and say Coy Wire snags the first turnover...they fire at him, figuring with Milloy gone they'll take a shot and he manages to pick one off. Probably at the beginning of the 2nd Qtr.

Whoa, Mark Campbell for GM! If this guy can get a player to pony up 20,000 bucks just to change a number on his jersey, imagine how low he could get free agents and drafted rookies to sign for.

Did you hear about Aaron Schobel!?

*sniff* I'm just glad we have a "relentless" DE again

If they need 3 wins...the last one will have to come against us. I do see the Patriots being 2-0 at that point (they play the Colts and Cards), but imagine how sweet it would be to end that win streak and that run at history when they play us.

Boo-yeah grandma...boo-yeah. Good to see Schobel sticking around, he was the one I was most scared of losing in the offseason. Having a solid pass rusher on the team for the next 5 years will benefit us greatly.

Only when I got older...uhm...*cough cough*

Heard of it? I had them when I was a kid, a very frightening experience. I was a little older than your coworker's son, I was around 7 or 8 when I had them. The best way I can describe them to you is having a nightmare while you are awake. Imagine being fully awake, but seeing things that you know cannot really occur. The thing is, you aren't really awake, you are only partly awake while the rest of your mind still sleeps and creates these illusions. I know this sounds all freaky and weird, but its very difficult to explain what you see. The one that I remember the best is sitting up in my bed and seeing the window getting bigger and bigger, and then opening like a mouth. Not a very easy thing to handle for a 7 year old, let alone a 2 year old who has no real grounds of reality at this point. Something usually initiates the night terrors, like for me they would occur when I got overheated during the nights if I had too many blankets on. Its a very odd occurance, and something that really isnt understood quite yet since it seems to be different for everyone. Going though them is very scary, but usually I wouldnt remember EXACTLY what happened the following morning and wouldnt remember being woken up by my parents in the middle of having them.

Shhhhh...everyone be quiet until JimBob realizes what we are all laughing at...

As much as I'd like to see the Bills focus more on a run-heavy offense this year, passing against the Jags piss-poor secondary might not be that bad of an idea. Check out who their starters are...Rashean Mathis and Dewayne "Chris Watson, Version 2.0" Washington. Not to mention they have Kiwaukee Thomas on Lee Evans in the slot. I think Evans has a huge debut game, and the Bills might want to think about tossing it up against this very weak group of players.

Lets remember this is the same Jags punter who burned himself with cheese fondue two seasons ago...

Even if he does stay a Pat, how's he going to react to the strongly enforced "defensive holding" penalty that he normally would have gotten away with in other years? Me thinks that Ty Law will have some issues adjusting to Marvin Harrison...