Koko78

Oh c'mon, you mean you don't like that every law and regulation passed by Albany heavily favors NYC at the expense of upstate, or that what little resources we are allowed to generate are raped to benefit downstate?

So the color black is not good enough for you now? Racist.

Workplace violence.

I cannot take credit for that joke, I was paraphrasing Larry the Cable Guy. Not that I'm disagreeing with your premise (nor really interested enough in proposing a more suitable replacement port location near the river with higher ground), but I just couldn't resist inserting the joke.

It's only acceptable to do that if that city is populated with Democrats who can't swim.

Well it can hardly be Obama's fault if someone put a line through his speech in red ink while he was trying to read it. Bush did it!

Romney's wife has a horse.

There's no chance of a remote system controlling driving functions of passing motorists having any unforeseen or unintended consequences.

Congress gives him the go-ahead to bomb Syria, followed by Obama delivering well-telepromptered speech about how this is what democracy is supposed to look like and that it's now Congress' war to fix the situation in Syria left by Bush, not his. The liberal lapdogs at home eat it up, while the national press focuses on something like new pandas being born at zoos or how Ted Cruz & the GOP hate poor black people rather than international reactions.

Well you can always call them 'morons' or 'Wednesdays' as you fly by random Syrians on your way to impacting the target area.

There's a solid 10,000 years or so of human history to support the bolded statement.

Well some unlucky sailor might fall off the side of a ship firing these cruise missiles...

Those evil corporate bastards must be punished for oppressing the 99% to profitability.

Well c'mon, that was just a lucky guess on the GOP part. Clearly Congress had to pass that monstrosity before we could possibly have known what was in the law!

Give the man a break, he's trying to sleep after a long day of golfing, fundraising and campaigning. He'll learn all he needs to learn in order to defer his decisions to European leaders when he wakes up later in the morning and sees it on CNN. Duct tape and Bondo, of course.

Goddamn, sign me up for this type of job!

Upwards of 25 people in Alaska might be out of work!

So your position is that blacks are too stupid to vote by absentee ballot? FORWARD! You libtards crack me up with such absurdity.

That reminded me of this old quote from Bush: "When I take action I m not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It s going to be decisive."

This is why leading from behind is an idiotic foreign policy strategy.

Interesting that requiring people to prove who they are in order to vote is bad, but forcing veterans groups who do not support the regime to turn over documents that their members are veterans is good.

A government shutdown would be a terrible thing. Think of all the White House tours that could not occur due to there being no money for tour guides! Oh wait...

Anyone who would minor in 4th century Hungarian theater is an idiot. It's common knowledge that 5th century Hungarian theater is where all the truly enlightened stories were told.

Someone needs to fire that teleprompter operator.

Does that band get 72 groupies in rock heaven for dying as metal martyrs?