Koko78

My office doesn't necessarily close, but reporting to work is optional if the weather is bad enough to close down related governmental offices.

Da, comrade.

Well, as the man once said:

Modified?

That's nice and all, but what good is a burger flipping machine, when someone still has squeeze past the machine to put the patties on the grill, and squeeze past it again to add the cheese towards the end?

That's fine, but we also need to set up dengue-free zones. Complete with signs, so people know we're serious.

Other way around, chief.

Al Gore, the Emperor of the Moon, invented the internet for FREE porn. This abomination of a proposal is up there with ketchup on a well-done steak.

Oh hell, I forgot about that. Ketchup on a well-done steak is two unforgivable sins on one plate. This is the type of horrible situation that you need to call in Marcellus and his "hard pipe hittin' [n-words]" to get medieval on Trump's ass.

Well, between Trump's fondness for RUSSIAN dressing, his having TWO scoops of ice cream, and NO apple pie with said ice cream, it is clear that the man is a traitor to America. I'm no longer sure impeachment/removal is enough.

#IMPEACH!

Well, that's not overbroad at all.

C'mon Doc, that's old news. We have more pressing national issues to contend with, such as President Trump demanding TWO scoops of ice cream for dessert! TWO scoops. That's the kind of issue that shakes our republic to its foundations.

The Russians colluded to interfere by hacking!

Well, whatever he self-identifies as today. Of course, he's pretty intellectually dishonest, so can you really believe what he's describing himself as?

Yeah, you "defined" it, by crying about buying legal heroin at a store within two blocks of a school when your original example (much like all of your "points" in PPP) proved to be moronic. Hey Gary, still waiting on an original thought from you. Well, yeah. He's a liberal. That's kinda what they do when they can't argue facts, logic, reason, or anything other than their 'feelings'.

You'll note that the coward never would define what he means by a store. By the way, when are you actually going to post something original, rather than regurgitating what other posters say?

Maybe we also need more signs. No one ignores a "gun free zone" or a "drug free zone" sign. Hell, you can't even buy drugs within two blocks of a school, apparently!

Wait, I thought this was Obama's economy! You know, the same economy you morons just declared was Obama's doing a month ago?

Some are. Go teach them how to live, 'hot for teacher'-style!

Commas and sentence structure matter. A 'well-regulated militia', and the right of the people to bear arms' are two separate ideas within the Amendment. Just like the rest of our Constitutional rights, the comma separating ideas in the second amendment isn't there only if you 'feel' like it. In fairness, no counter-argument can exist when you put your fingers in your year and loudly sing "lalalalalalalalalalala, I can't hear you, lalalalalalalalalala!!!!!"

You're a millennial, you !@#$ing millennial! On a side note, iGeneration seems to be full of incredibly boring people.

Wow, DHL has screwed the pooch quite thoroughly. KFC must be looking very hard at dropping them like a bad habit.

Yeah, I'd do her.