On the opposite end of the spectrum, I was checking a hat out at the mall a while back and they actually had a hand-written sign on the mirror that said, "If you bend the brim, you must buy the hat."
How in THE hell can I really see if a hat is going to fit me correctly if I don't give the brim at least a slight bend to it so it "somewhat" forms to my noggin. I saw that sign prior to putting the hat on and set the hat back on the counter and said "thanks not interested" and walked out.
And here I thought my late-thirties would be kind to me... now I'm in the old-guy minority that wears his pants around his waist, bends his hat brim, tucks in his shirt and wears a belt that is the correct size.
Dammit, get of my yard!!!!