I'd invite Tom & 6 of his closest screen names, but if they couldn't make it...
Chef Jim's invited, and you don't have to cook, but I want a live performance of "Chocolate Salty Balls"
Wooderson, because I know he's holding & if we get bored we can always pick up some high school girls
Juror # 8 b/c if Wooderson scores we might need a lawyer
MDP, because I need someone to sit by my wife who doesn't pose a threat
JTSP because he amuses me
And I'd invite John Wawrow so that just once I could experience the glory of being in the presence of an AP sports writer, but I live in the suburbs so instead I'd invite LABF just because.
On second thought, I'm adding another seat at the table for John Adams so Tom doesn't have to be the smartest person in the room for once.