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The Wiz

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  1. Riddle me this:

     

    Ralph Wilson must bring in new coaches and excuse them of their duties with haste because he uses ticket and merchandise revenues to have surgeries in which he exchanges hearts with the coach of the day. Once the heart becomes weary, he must change coaches. This would explain both his apparent immortality and the reason that our coaches run the team as if they are scared old men reluctant to change lanes in city traffic. And also maybe also Dick Juaron's appearance. Long live Ralph C. Wilson, Jr.!

     

     

     

    Note: This is for joking purposes only. If you are offended by it, please remember: if we care more about the team's success than ownership and management of the Bills, the best thing that we can do is develop a sense of humor in order to cope with the soul-crushing obligation of watching our Bills every Sunday.

    Can't really be a Bills fan without a sense of humor. Best joke I've seen in a while. :nana:

  2. I believe one of those teams played in this area in the 90s....

     

    My final say on the Trent situation.

    It's time to nut up or shut up Trent.

     

    Yes, the Line sucks. Yes, you don't have all-pro receivers. Yes, the tight ends you have probably couldn't cut it on the Chicago Rush of the Arena Football League.

     

    But it's time for you to step up and show something. Throw into tight coverage. Throw down field. Stop running through your progressions so fast that end up at a receiver/TE/RB that's one yard over the line of scrimmage when we need 10 yards. Throw over 300 yards in a game. Step up and be a g#@$@#$n leader. Show some fire when your linemen screw up, when your receiver doesn't break coverage, etc. You'll go a lot farther gaining the respect of the team if you do instead of having the players question your skills in thinly-veiled comments to the press.

     

    You're stuck in bad situation, some of us get that. But we also get that you're never going to have the perfect offensive unit with you and you're going to have to show much, much more than you have in the 3+ years you've been here. If you want to be embraced by Buffalo and show that you're a top quality QB in the NFL, you're going to have to make chicken salad out of chicken poop like all the greats have had to do at one time or another. If you need an example of this, look across the field at the QB you're playing this weekend. He had to follow an icon but he weathered the storm.

     

    Time for the mediocrity to end. Stop telling us and start showing us. Shut up your detractors because I'm tired of seeing 48 threads about you on Monday morning.

     

    Signed,

    The fans who care and really want this team to win

    I stopped reading after this because I could only think for zombieland from that point on.

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