ExWNYer

...practiced signing autographs to himself in the mirror...

"2004"

Could you please root for the Ravens this week? It would make my road trip much more pleasant.

Says Lawyer Milloy WILL play...he's not sure if he'll start but assumes if Milloy dresses he'll play. Also says Sam Adams is focused on football after talking with MM and "very much wants to beat the Baltimore Ravens."

I'll second that, Cajun. It's a shame that a few ignorant people had to take the thread out of context and turn a tongue-in-cheek "SUW" into a PC crusade. Ignore button folks.

>Why do they glue the food to the walls at a Polish wedding? > > To keep the flies off the bride.

Rich...I can't believe I actually let you in my house.

One for the ladies: A father and his little boy are peeing together in the bathroom. The little boy looks over at his dad and says "what's that, Daddy?" The father says "well, son, it's a penis...and it's the perfect penis." Later that day, the little boy is out playing with a little girl friend of his. He says "hey, come here...I want to show you something." He pulls down his pants and points to himself and says "See this? It's a penis...and if it were two inches shorter, it'd be the perfect penis."

Now that is funny...we all know you have no friends!

Dame Edna?

Not only that but he/she/it is posting rebuttals under the brave name of "Guest". Too offended to register? This thread was started in good fun and was not meant to cause a firestorm by the likes of the judgemental "Guest". Most of the regular posters on this board know how to laugh at themselves (not just at others ). Hey, "Guest"...there is an ignore feature. Use it if you intend to stay on this board...it will save you (and the rest of us) some grief. Lighten up, Francis...

Now THAT is funny!

DRChicago...maybe you should hang around this board for a while and get to learn some of the personalities before casting aspersions. If you did, you'd know R.Rich's sense of humor. Notice how nobody else took offense at his post (or is that "took a fence to his post"? But I digress...). You see, R.Rich is.....(whispering) African-American. A black man telling black jokes...sheesh, how racist can you get! If you can't laugh at yourself, then you have serious issues. It's the same reason I tell Catholic, Italian, Irish, and Polish jokes (yes, I'm a mutt...hey I think that also allows me to tell dog jokes!). If you take offense with stevestojan, no biggie...we all do. He's a piece of stevestojan. (stick around long enough and you'll understand the meaning of that) BTW: Q: How do you get sex in the Catholic church? A: Become an altar boy. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: @$%! her. Q: What kind of meat do priests eat? A: Nun. OMG! Not only am I going to burn in hell, but I've just offended myself!

Plus he made a habit of wearing either a Bills or Sabres jersey into the ring...always showed his Buffalo pride. He's a classy individual...too bad the career that he loves so much was cut short prematurely.

Happy offending, everybody (although none of these are any more offensive than some of the attitudes on this board). > What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? > > Juan on Juan. > >What is a Yankee? > > The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. > > What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? > > The position of the dirt bag. > > Why is divorce so expensive? > > Because it's worth it. > > What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? > > One US leader. > > What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? > > Doughnuts. > > Why is air a lot like sex? > > Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. > > Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely? > > Because Janet Reno is her real father. > > What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room > together? > > 100 people who don't do dick. > > What do you call a smart blonde? > > A golden retriever. > > What do attorneys use for birth control? > > Their personalities. > > What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? > > 45 lbs. > > What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? > > 45 minutes. > > What's the fastest way to a man's heart? > > Through his chest with a sharp knife. > > Why do men want to marry virgins? > > They can't stand criticism. > > Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and > good-looking? > > Because those men already have boyfriends. > > What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? > > After a year, the dog is still excited to see you. > > What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? > > The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of > driving. > > A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade. Who has the > biggest boobs? > > The blonde, because she's 18. > > Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? > > Because they have cotton balls. > > What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? > > A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. > > What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? > > Are you sure it's mine?" > > What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts? > > Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always under a buck. > > Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? > > Mace will do that to you. > > Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? > > Breasts don't have eyes. > > Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? > > He walks around saying "Yo." > > Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on > Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? > > Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. > > What's the Cuban National Anthem? > > "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" > > Where does an Irish family go on vacation? > > A different bar. > > What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? > > A speech impediment. > > What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? > > They're hiring. > > What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo? > > A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage > along with a recipe. > > How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word? > > Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*! > > What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern > fairytale? > > A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." > > A Southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this stevestojan..."

Que?

Agreed. If it's that bad, then make him inactive and see if you can get something in return. Good D-linemen are hard to come by.

Sticking with the run can only help them, as well..especially in the latter stages of a game. Having that lead was a huge boost for the line, IMHO.

ONE THING I THINK I THINK: King the Peter is a pompous windbag.

Nice assessment, except for "The D was very strong...". A pedestrian Sammy Morris looked like an All-Pro running free and, at times,Fiedler looked more like Brady than Fiedler. Getting off the field on third and long continues to be a trouble spot for this 'D'. You're right about the 'D' getting stronger when Edwards came in for Adams. All in all, more positives than negatives. Oh yeah...still too many penalties...the difference this time is that they were able to overcome them and get the win.

Dan Dierdork, Chris Collinsworthless, Howie Schlong...the list goes on and on.

"What is: what are the Bills since Peerless left for Atlanta, Alex?"

Once again they prove the point that, along with Atlanta, they are the worst sports city in the country. Apathy is worse than some of the people on this very board who get slammed for being overly critical...at least they care.

Stupid, yes. But an inalienable right as a Bills fan, nonetheless.