he sounds like a pouty bored elementary school kid.
here's one thing you won't be able to do like the big cities- get stuck in traffic like in chicago where it takes 45 minutes to drive 9 miles.
the buffalo area offers some of the most accessible and diverse recreational opportunities in the country. maybe his passport expired?
hey richie, you're a smart boy and i'm sure if you put your mind to it you can think of some really fun things to do!