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I say hi to my neighbors when I see them. Hello, Hi, Waive, Nod, Good morning,etc. There is a neighbor that smokes a lot. So he goes out to his lawn area to smoke a lot. He lives like 4 homes away. My garage has space for just one car. Wife takes it. I park on the street. Long story short I always see him there. Between 0-10 TIMES A DAY. All 10 times I say "HI" or waive. For example: I need to wash my car. I see him outside smoking. I say Hello. Then he goes back inside at some point. 30 minutes later I come back. Park my car. And boom out he comes out to smoke again and to say hi again. This repeats all day. Im freaking busy. He's not. I'm in a trap. I cant stop saying hi. But too many "hellos" is killing me now. Suggestions?

I'll never be without directv. I'd rather be broke.

I have an old grandfathered account w tmobile. i pay 125 3 lines unlimited calls unlimited text 5g data one line 2.5 or 3g one line wifi for the kid 10 bucks more for the kid to have internet 2.5 or 3 gigs 2 bills, too much. call tmobile. never had a problem with them. So far you win. Wow this is a steal.

He dodged the best part of the interview. If you feel like a woman, date women that makes you a ________? How do you marry 3 times, have a bunch of kids, CONTINUE liking women, and still be a "woman"? it's too much for me. This is like a late life crisis.

Vlad the impaler started the toll roads? Is that what you're telling me?

This is NOT an article. This is almost a book.

Yes I am. I would if I knew what a quay was. Sig alert named after some guy named Sig. That's all I care to know about sig alerts.

Yes it is. I agree.

You know it!

Have you guys heard of this? A person told me that banks will soon be taking out $$$ to cover their debts. That banks are in serious trouble. It sounded kinda weird. But this person is very serious. He's leaving just enough to cover his auto pay expenses. Should I do the same? Should I distribute $$$ between many accounts? Or is this a myth? Let the jokes or serious answers begin.

Screw that. Bottles have penis too?

C'mon man we're not telling it to it's face. If it was family, I'm assuming we would be extra nice.

Ha ha ha. Wannabe scientific answer is not good enough. It confused me even more. Bottles have shoulders??????? I have never heard that before. Pass the bottle please. But pass it to me by the shoulders? (Someone kick the nerd) I've heard of the neck part of the bottle. But I didnt know bottles had shoulders?

Why are the sides of the freeway called "shoulders?" Why arent they called ears or arms if we're talking body parts? A cop told me pull over to the shoulder. I told him, "What does that mean". He said "the side". What's wrong with edge or side? This is the question I would ask the dhali lama if I had a chance.

Can you say "B" cup?

You avatar shows that you have not. By the way guys earlier in the thread I said "no" to the would ya? I was only kidding.

Is it rude to call him or her IT? Ha ha ha Anyway to answer the question. Hell no! Ps. She or he or it doesnt look that bad. There are real (can I say that without offending?) women that dont look as good as him, her, or it.

Lol. Lots of great questions. Yes I have a bum policy. In my head. I have a small box full of coins. I collect exactly 2 quarters and a dime. Or 2 quarters and 2 nickels. Last week some guy told me, "Look I dont want your money, I just want you buy me something to eat." That's spotting lunch in my book. I comp lunches for my friends/family all the time. Bums? Eff that. I interrrupted him and said, "Here is .60 cents" and kept walking.

I give 60 cents to any bum that approaches me while walking. Zero when Im driving. That's my bum policy.

Pictures or it never happened.

lmao chef!!!

Omg that guy looks younger than some 50 yr olds. If he dyed his hair he would look 47. Good for him.

Cant help you. Wife decided the names of my kids. I had no say in the manner.

The freaking bum is right on target though. And what seems to be the problem?

For the first time in Would ya threads, A resounding HELL NO!