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Vinny: Hey, how ya doin'? [to witness] Vinny: Mr. Crane, what are these pictures of? Witness: My house and stuff. Vinny: House and stuff. And what is this brown stuff on your window. Witness: Dirt. Vinny: Dirt. And what is this rusty, dusty, dirty looking thing that's covering your window? Witness: That's a screen. Vinny: A screen! It's a screen. And what are these really big things that are right in the middle of your view of the Sac-o-Suds and your kitchen window, what do we call these big things? Witness: Trees? Vinny: Trees, that's right, don't be afraid just shout 'em right out when you know 'em. And what are these thousands of little things that are on trees? Witness: Leaves. Vinny: And these big bushy things between the trees. Witness: Bushes. Vinny: Bushes. So, Mr. Crane, you can positively identify the defendants, for a moment of 2 seconds, looking through this dirty window, this crud covered screen, all of these trees, with all of these leaves on them, and I don't know how many bushes. Witness: Looks like five. Vinny: Uh, uh, uh, don't forget, this one and this one. Witness: Seven bushes! Vinny: Seven bushes. So, what do you think? Isn't possible you just saw two guys in a green convertable and not necessarily these two particular guys? Witness: I suppose. Vinnyi: I'm finished with this guy.

Then, two different men drive up in a similar looking car, go into the store, shoot the clerk, rob him, then leave?

The correct answer is 'what else is new?' -1

I don't like your attitude.

Oh, and Diane Lane. It's not even close. Anyone else here own Unfaithful on DVD?

Glad to hear I'm not the only one to think she died 45 minutes too late in that movie.

No drinking lot? At the Ralph? Really?

I used it MFL last year with great results. My league has very odd scoring and it is 100% customizable. I've never used it for keeping track of salaries though. Used just excel for that. I can vouch that it is worth the money though.

This is a bit long, and maybe a bit off topic, but I have a story about Nic Harris from last night's Practice... Anyways T.O. signed about a dozen autographs near me before leaving (And it was a total mob scene, never in my life have I seen such chaos as men, women and children alike were simulating a mosh pit to get to him) But Nic Harris and Brian Moorman were the only other players to sign autographs. Moorman signed for about 5 minutes across the field. But Harris completely signed an autograph for EVERY person in my section including doubling back for those who ran over from getting Moorman's autograph on the other side. But what really impressed me was even those who did not have anything for him to sign (I came only with my Edwards jersey hoping to catch him) he still shook your hand through the rails and introduced himself. He was on the field for so long, only Edwards was left giving interviews and they started shutting the lights off. A kid near me (oddly) had a home made poster of him with pictures from college that said "Sargent of the Defense" He spent about three minutes talking to him and writing several paragraphs on his poster. He also pulled a Thurman Thomas and lost his helmet when he realized someone picked it up off the field. "Can I have your helmet?" Some Guy asked. "Cause that would make sense, right?." He said getting a laugh from everyone. All in all, guy is a class act and I am pulling for him 100% to land a starting role.

Ok, I have to ask. What kind of camera do you have? I went to the night practice yesterday and my pictures look like crap compared to these.

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You think there's a chance some players will sign a couple on their way out?

Going tonight for the first time, would like to know as well. They have an autograph tent for kids but that wont be open tonight. http://www.buffalobills.com/team/training-...graph-zone.html

Thanks for the info. Which parking lot is easier to park in for the shuttle bus? Does it matter?

Going to my first night practice tomorrow with the little brother. Do they have designated times for autographs or is it a free for all?

Baltimore is begging Derrick Mason to come out of retirement, which i think he will in the next few days, plus more than likely T.O. will be gone after next season which means the major WR depth is only a one-season convenience.... So why would we trade a sure fire 3rd down receiver who happens to be one the league's premier blocking wide receivers as well? Did you see the games last year he wasn't in the lineup and notice the offense just was not as good? Unless some team calls and offers a stupid deal for him (which they won't) then he is well worth 2.5 mil a year. Just my opinion.

I found the music selection to be a little odd as well. And Jauron666 was not lying about this vid being viral... it's actually the top story on Yahoo right now.

Your relentless... I like that

Agree 100% This was by far the biggest waste of time I've ever experienced. VAMPIRES DO NOT SPARKLE IN THE SUN!

It's a walk off..

Hey! "It's hard to win games in the NFL!"

His argument holds no merit. Madden is just a game but they are 100% right. He is basically saying a teams total offense = receivers production. Well lets take a look at the the player directly rated above him in the NFC. T.J. Houshmandzadeh 2008 Stats REC 92 YDS 904 AVG 9.8 TDS 4 Madden Rating 91 Calvin Johnson 2008 stats. REC 78 YDS 1,331 AVG 17.1 TDS 12 Madden Rating 92 As you can see Calvin did this on a 0-16 team, with fewer receptions than T.J. Actually based on stats alone it seems to me they actually did him a favor and UPPED his rating based on reputation. He is tied for tenth overall with this guy: Terrell Owens REC 69 YDS1052 AVG 65.8 TDS 10

We're going back to the pile Everyone!

I had no idea intelligence had anything to do with how hot she was. It's easier to tune her voice out than throw a paper bag over her head.

IMHO Melissa wins hands down. But anyone ever see the local Buffalo girl on CW23? Not too bad. http://www.cw23.com/dpp/cw23_girl/lydia_bio