TheBlackMamba

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? ... because if they flew over the bay, they'd be "Bay Gulls"... bagels... get it? Ahhh... nevermind!

a horse walks into a bar...the bartender says "why the long face"...

dirty dancing...

"reindeer eyes are packed with vit-a-mins and loaded with carbohydrates"...in my best english accent

i worked at ted's on transit with this guy...he def. loves the ol' sausige...

QB: jay cutler RB: brian westbrook FB: brandon jacobs WR: randy moss WR: andre johnson WR3: lee evans WR4: steve smith WR5: devin hester TE: jason witten OT: joe thomas OT: jason peters OG: chris snee OG: steve hutchinson C: shaun o hara LE: mario williams RE: julius peppers DT: albert haynesworth DT: john henderson LB: demarcus ware LB: patrick willis LB: james harrison FS: ed reed SS: troy polamalu CB: nhamdi asomugha CB: terence newman

boston pizza...then a trip to the downer many a nights spent at the downer....which im pretty sure some of u have spent some qualilty time there as well

"which would rank among the top 10 recorded at the NFL scouting combine" that means his 44 inch verticle would rank in the top 10 ever in the history of the combine.

obviously these rankings arent based on making tackles 7 yards past the line of a scrimmage...

who cares if they dont go to class or graduate. if anyone of us on this board would love to have 1/4 of the athletic ability of the kids that get recruited to play D1 ball. im pretty sure that after 3 years of college and had the choice to enter the draft and were guaranteed millions you all would take the money. its easy to sit there in your cubicle and say "oh man they need to finish college because education is the most important thing" yea, education is important if you're not in the .1 percantile of people that make it to the professional sports leagues.

he suffered a bruised self esteem...

i never said he couldnt play "buddy". if you read all of the posts before rushing to judgement i said "im not sayin PT cant play because it may be that he doesnt fit their new defensive scheme". i am stating that i am sick of signing outcasts from teams. especially 3-13 teams.

i'm sure they do...but they dont rely on released players from a 3-13 to come in an make an impact in their starting lineup. they draft players for that.

the thing that gets me is that spagnuolo just won a super bowl with the giants 2 years ago and is now the HC of the rams. im not sayin PT cant play because it may be that he doesnt fit their new defensive scheme but i dont know about any of you but i am a bit sick of signing everyone elses outcasts. you dont see the steelers, pats or ravens signing everyones elses released players. you see them drafting impact LB's...

Linebacker Pisa Tinoisamoa gave it everything he had, but he wasn't big or sturdy enough to be strong against the run, and new head coach Steve Spagnuolo wants bigger LBs. Now that the Rams have released Tinoisamoa, my only concern is the team's depth at the position, but the coaches like what they see in Larry Grant, the young LB signed off San Francisco's practice squad last season.-- St. Louis Post-Dispatch

lol god how bad was norwood? missed the 45 yarder in the first half wide right...

if only ralph would stop being so stubborn and sell the naming rights to the dump that the bills play in...

http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-manny-...0,6324894.story

anyone ever been to the darkhorse?

TEAM: steelers PLAYER: scott norwood COACH: parcells

http://www.profootballtalk.com/2009/04/20/...ooking-to-deal/

i know it probably means nothing but i played against him in high school and he was unbelievable. he torched our vaunted canisius crusader defense for about 300 yards 4 td's and 2 running. i think at the time he left for duke he was the #1 rated qb in the country and chose to go play basketball ar duke instead of football at notre dame

When taking the SAT, write "Teddy Bruschi" for every answer. You will score over 8000

how come espn made such a big deal about t.o missing voluntary workouts and now when he has shown up all they do is give a little snippet at the end of sportscenter?

name 10 safetiies that were drafted in the top 10 to make game changing plays...oh wait...you cant...reason being you dont take safeties in the top 10 because they rarely live up to the pick. ed reed was taken somewhere in the 20's and bob sanders i believe was a second rounder.