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I laughed so hard at this.

You won't get a dolla' out of OC

I'm kind of teasing. I hand-mash mine, but mostly because I like my potatoes to have a few little chunks in them. I can still work in all the ingredients, it just takes some elbow grease

To be fair, most of the ones I've seen aren't pure beheadings. They're mostly throat-cutting, shootings, and beatings. Let's say, for the hell of it, that you're right. I have a new one. I bet if we went back and forth alternating between Islamist and Russian snuff films, but with the caveat that each video had to be from a different individual or interest group (whichever happens to be represented in the video), you'd run out way before I would. Let's be honest, most of those Islamist beheading videos come from one or two groups. See what I'm getting at?

Using an electric mixer to mash potatoes? Blasphemy!

So your lack of knowledge of something allows you to quantify it? Priceless

In that case, all Russians must be !@#$ing savages too

Huh? He was talking about Americans in general, not American Muslims.

Gotta be it.

Woo American exceptionalism!

Rettata.

I live in an all-student apartment complex. Parents don't dare bring their kids here. "Trick or treat!" "Uhh...here's a joint, kid. Have a blast."

He experienced a very rare neurological spasm when he died that gave him great pleasure. They call it the "death orgasm."

Ask Siri where you can hide a body.

I dressed up as Sir Oswald Mosley last night for a Halloween party. Blackshirts!

Yeah, they specifically refer to Young in "Sweet Home Alabama." I'm guessing Bmore just mixed up his classic rock lyricists.

That is great. And this is even better.

I've heard that they used to put on awesome shows. "The Ballad of Curtis Loew" is actually a song I enjoy a lot. I didn't say Skynyrd was bad. I was asked what I didn't like about "Sweet Home Alabama." If they were really asspained about what Neil Young said about the south (maybe their name should have been Thinnerd Skinnerd), I think they could have come up with something better than that. In the words of the late, great Warren Zevon: "'Sweet Home Alabama' Play that dead band's song. Turn the speakers up full blast, Play it all night long."

I listen to all types of music, even some Skynyrd once in a while. I'm generally just not a fan of southern rock (with a few exceptions), although I have seen .38 Special in concert (that was a riot). I was asked why I didn't like the lyrics, I told you why I don't like the lyrics. I generally don't rag on people for their musical tastes; unlike Sage, I think different musical and lyrical tastes are generally not reflective of a person's ability to critique music in general. If you really want me to list some stuff, I will, but I don't think that's your point or mine.

Carry at least two 12 gauge shotguns at all times.

They're simplistic, shallow, and generally ****ty.

My problem was with the lyrics. Thought I made that clear. It has nothing to do with tonality or musicality.

Or we could cherry pick their most recognizable song: Big wheels keep on turning Carry me home to see my kin Singing songs about the Southland I miss Alabamy once again

Which is equally as funny. That also reminds me of this: