SageAgainstTheMachine

fer sure, fer sure

I had never heard that women peak sexually into their 30's, but after corroboration with various other sources it definitely seems to be true. I wonder why this is, when a woman's peak fertility is much younger. Seems to not make much sense, from an evolution standpoint.

Did anyone else read the topic of this post and assume that Mars Lander Phoenix was the lead singer of some crappy 80's hair band? Or maybe one of Frank Zappa's children?

despite the stereotype of a lecherous middle-aged male teacher pursuing a coquetteish teenage girl, doesn't it seem like the lion's share of inappropriate behavior in this field involves female teachers and male students? why do you suppose this is?

Hey man, I'm on your side. I love Rondo, and I love that play. I'm just saying that it seems even more spectacular than it is because it's in the context of a game involving the likes of pathetic lazies like Vince Carter and Rasheed Wallace (and Jason Williams on this particular play...despite Rondo's play, Williams still would've had the ball with minimal effort).

Apparently, but it's the NBA's fault, not your own. In a league where the common mentality is "What do I care? I'll just jack up a three-pointer on the next possession.", that type of true hustle play has, indeed, become spectacular. If that same play happened during the Final Four, it would be impressive. In the NBA, it's jaw-dropping.

Agreed. At the very least, they should've let us see her changing.

Unheated Chef Boyardee ravioli out of a can. Just give everybody a can (and a can opener if you want to really impress) and then you can really go to town. For dessert, give them directions to the nearest Dairy Queen. A nice touch is sending them along with a coupon if one is available.

Sad, isn't it? Personally, I've used the championship futility of the Bills and Sabres to realize that glory can't be achieved vicariously. During this most recently failure of a Bills season, I said to myself "why drive myself crazy over something I can't control, when I can achieve physical triumph on my own?" I'm aiming to complete a half-marathon in 2011 and a marathon in 2012, and I know those feelings will be 10 times greater than a Superbowl win (which will be spectacular in its own right).

They think that 5 foot 8, 132 is too fat?

Uh yeah, they're different games. Ms Pacman wears a bow and Pacman doesn't. Duh.

Wow, what a strange thing. Are they sure it was related to the video game? As much as we like to try to explain everything medically, people just die sometimes.

I'm a child of the 90's...ya simply can't beat Super Mario World. Played that game til my eyes were bloodshot for about a month straight when I first got a SNES It's a wonder I ever learned to go out and get exercise.

What you should do is rip the cheese platter out of the hands of the waiter/hostess/whoever is presenting it, violently spike it to the ground and scream "FU*K YOU AND YOUR CHEESE PLATTER B word, I'M GOING TO ARBY'S". You're guaranteed to be the talk of the party if you just follow these steps, and it'll probably get you laid too (when you tell the story to all the women at Arby's). As far as the cheese, I'm always a sucker for a nice muenster.

Yep. The true irony is that, while society has grown increasingly narcissistic in the twitter/facebook age, people have the gall to assume that their employers and other people of authority won't be paying attention.

Hmm, that's interesting. I'm afraid I don't understand how one can legally prevent an artist from using their name.

Aren't names public domain? I'm pretty sure if I wanted to create a fictional character whose name just happens to be Elvis Presley, there's nothing his estate can do about it.

You probably mean Eight Men Out, with John Cusack. SAY IT AIN'T SO, JOE!

Yep, rodents who think that aggravated assault is an appropriate response to public urination. By the way, don't be such a drama queen. Treason? Gimme a break. You honestly think this was politically motivated and not just a teenager being a dumbass?

Ah, I see. When you said "everything in moderation", I thought you were referring to your coworker who ate 2/3 of one. My mistake.

You could always walk...not enough walking in this country.

I'm all for for having these mandatory in all cars. Here's my system...If you have a clean record, you'd have to register under the .08 legal limit...that'd maintain the driver's basic freedoms (in other words, if you want to risk driving buzzed, go ahead ya jackass) and effectively eliminate the false positive risk. If you have a conviction on your record, it's .02. Simple enough IMO. People will complain about Big Brother, but I'm sure the same thing happened when front-row seatbelts became mandatory, and I don't see our society turning into dystopia because of seatbelts. In fact, this is even more necessary than seatbelts. If you don't fasten your seatbelt, you're gambling with your own life. If you have a few beers and then drive with a .13, your gambling with the life of everybody on the road. Fact is, we've had automobiles for about a century and the drunk driving problem hasn't even come close to going away. Since we have the technology to save lives, let's save lives.

Moderation, in the context of that monstrosity, would probably be about 1 or 2 bites.

Oh, I'll be getting sh*t-faced...just waiting til Friday or Saturday.

Excellent stuff, BB. My roommates and I live all the way on the South Hill now, but we still make a weekly voyage up to North Campus for some Louie's. Doube cheeseburger with pickles and olives, with an order of cajun fries. Yummmmm.