SageAgainstTheMachine

Yeah, but at least I'd be having fun Seriously though, I would just appreciate the freedom. Travel the world, send my kids to college without any worries, do an absolute butt-load of long distance hiking without the financial stresses of home. I'd also be a pretty serious philanthropist. For those who didn't grow up with a ton of money, what's the difference between having 1 billion dollars and 5 billion dollars?

I would use the money to mess with people...make them lose their dignity in exchange for amounts of money that they can't pass up in good conscience.

That's my favorite comedy of all time. "Don't call me stupid!"

Wow, that's pretty damn lame. I mean, they suck, so you might have actually come out lucky...but if I was a fan and I paid for that ticket, I'd demand my money back.

It seems like a lot of Bills fans have annual amnesia when it comes to Roscoe. He's had quite enough time to turn himself into a receiver and it hasn't happened...there's nothing to suggest it ever will happen.

I agree that this particular joke wasn't very funny, so it moves into the realm of tasteless. However, if somebody comes up with a legitimately funny, laugh out loud, terrorist/al qaeda joke, more power to them. The February after 9/11, I remember somebody made this Valentine's Card that portrayed the twin towers with smily faces, and it said I'm Falling For You. I laughed so hard at that. I felt guilty, but humor doesn't really recognize tact sometimes.

Anything can be funny.

There are few movies that I choose to see in theatres because of the price, but something tells me Inception can only be done justice on the big screen. Tell me, would it be wise to bring a lady friend along who isn't really into sci-fi, or does it cross genre-gaps in terms of being entertaining?

According to south park, we still have to wait 14 years before laughing at anything 9/11 related. Tell this joke again in 2024.

Even if homosexuality isn't normal (which I don't believe), I always ask this...what the hell is the problem with not being normal?

God forbid your child encounters somebody whose opinion differs from yours.

Thanks for the link, Count. That last line segment is a little depressing, about the hockey. As for a MLB team, I don't think Buffalo would have supported it all that much. This is a football town first and foremost, and football towns don't tend to fill up baseball stadiums. Just look at how poorly the Marlins do.

The scrotum is part of the human body, just like your arm, leg, or face. Why shouldn't kids learn what it is, and what it's called? The fact is, the age of shielding kids is over, whether the schools participate or not. And this is a good thing, IMO. Why should we be shielding kids and lying to them, pretending all this stuff doesn't exist? I learned about sex when I was 6 years old, from another student. My parents didn't discuss it with me til I was 10, and school didn't cover it til I was 13. Doesn't that seem a bit backwards to you? Kids are still growing up thinking that sex is something unnatural and wrong, which actually draws more of them to it. It glorifies it.

Let's make no mistake, this is a good thing. The thing where they were handing out condoms to little kids was just weird, but education can never be bad. Sex is like guns. The younger that a kid learns about it, the safer and more responsible they will be when they use it. We teach young kids math, science, history, foreign languages...why should something so vital as sex be taboo?

This made me laugh. LET'S GO BUFFALO! LET'S GO BUFFALO! THE BILLS MAKE ME WANNA SHOUT

I heard this too, and there was a NY Times article on it. It's probably a blessing that he went before the thing completely destroyed him. Better to burn out than fade away.

No, it doesn't. But he did use the word "legacy" correctly, as a noun.

You might need to go back to high school English.

I don't think he's been terrible over the years, but being an owner for 40 years and coming up with zero superbowls is a failure, no matter which way you slice it.

The mainstream media coverage of Ralph passing will be about 5 minutes on sportscenter, and then a couple articles on espn.com, sports illustrated, etc. The Yankees brand is about 100 times more significant than the Bills. As for content, yeah, he'll be remembered as a good guy who did a lot for football but wasn't a great executive in terms of success.

Hahaha, that's a dumb talent of mine. There's this game my 3rd grade teacher had the class play, where you assign number values to letters (A=1, B=2, and so on), and you try to find words that equal exactly 100. So, for example A-F-G-H-A-N-I-S-T-A-N is 1+6+7+8+1+14+9+19+20+1+14 = 100 Well, I became obsessed with the game back then, and now I can't look at words without automatically adding up their "values". I can do most words in a couple seconds.

I realize many of you are probably Olbermann haters, but here's his excellently written take... http://keitholbermann.mlblogs.com/archives..._1930-2010.html And just 'cuz, here's my opinion which I read on-air today... http://wvbr.com/sportsblog/645

Feeling unjustifiably sad is a lot more forgiveable than feeling unjustifiably spiteful.

Well, I'm glad you can get your rocks off to an extraordinary old man with Alzheimer's dying. I'd argue with you, but you're just too pathetic. By the way, I love Red Sox fans...you guys have 2 world series in the last 6 years and all you do is jealously complain about the Yankees.

RIP to the greatest owner in the history of sports. Not only did the Yankees win 7 world series during his reign, but he grew the franchise into the biggest sporting empire in the world.