SDS

I liked it when he 1st came out with it... back in 1995.

"Jacked up" on national television? C'mon TJ - you MUST feel like an ass with that childish bit.

Not "Buffolo's"

Cutting edge Joe firing up the BetaMax.

You also said php was a mickey mouse language that had no future. Now it is the standard language for dynamic database driven websites. But, Heh, what do I know. It appears our issue was comment spam in the cookbook. Everything has been running great since I closed it.

were you thinking of me?

FWIW, so far so good.

are they really considered servers if you are just storing your porn on them?

Our cookbook received 629 spam messages yesterday alone. That might be the culprit of the weird spike loads. That is why I am watching the server right now.

I like a gal who has something to be ashamed of. :

wanna watch the process list from "top" with me? Do you have anything better to do at 1:33am?

from what I hear - that noodle has been dry for a long time...

I have the guy watching the server tonight to see if anything shows. As Fezmid pointed out to me - the cookbook was getting hammered with comment spam and there is an outside chance that was the problem. We had 70,000 pieces of retatta in there... I disabled it and will monitor the situation. Please be patient as it is very hard to diagnose sporadic spikes when you aren't diagnosing within that 2 minute time frame.

FWIW, I'm on the phone now w/ support trying to figure this out...

Yes, I know. Something funky is going on. I'm putting in a support ticket now, but I'm fearful it will be one of those "I can't do anything if it isn't happening now" answers.

Ok, this is getting annoying. There is some MYSQL process (I believe) getting hung that causes the load to spike to 60. I rebooted yesterday, yet the problem reoccured today. I am not in swap space. The size of 450MB per mysql process seems terribly high considering just a few months ago it was 210MB (see "top" result at the start of the thread). I'm stumped on what to try next. Does anyone know a good way to diagnose what queries are being executed at any given moment?

Kenny was 150 lbs and Smith was only 134 lbs... What made Smith fantastic is that he didn't look like a wrestler, yet he kicked everyone's ass

John Smith at Oklahoma State. Not a muscular guy, but his technique was impeccable. His low single was his signature move.

Putin: "Queer..." Bush: "Homo..."

thanks, my entire orchestra just retreated into my body. At least Ed won't bother me now...

"Don't use an electric shaver. It'll mulch your scrotum."

all those pop-ups pay for my beamer... it's one sweet ride!

for some reason, my mysql size has ballooned to 410MB. I think that is what has been causing unexplained board outages the last couple of days. I guess re-optimizing the tables tonight would help, but certainly after I take the board offline so I don't hose it again like last time.

Let's see - you are going to "go with" your touchy-feely, factless impression of him during press conferences over the fact that week in and week out he got the crapped kicked out of him and continually came back for more - even to the point of trying to make a comeback two years after a career ending injury to his arm? Whatever... I hope that works out for you.

Rob had enough faults w/o having to make stuff up about him. Someone who doesn't care doesn't get the stuff kicked out of him game after game and still try to play the next week. Hell, even after his arm was toast from an injury he STILL tried to make a comeback after being out of football for 2 years. That isn't the action of someone who has millions and millions of dollars, but doesn't care.