Major Mud Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Keeping it fun...Bills parody songs Ok with too much time on my hands to dwell on another painful loss, i came up with an idea. Lets be creative and write a parody song using the Bills as our muse. I am using Jimmy Buffet ( ironic after losing to Miami i know ) The song is "Come Monday" and i just tweeked the lyrics to fit the situation. dont laugh at my attempt.....well ok laugh with me, not at me...lol Last year we lost to San Francisco Another game when the team didnt show Hes got his sunglasses on I guess he was never meant to coach a SuperBowl And Kelly we didnt know That we'd be missin' you so chorus Come monday, it'll be all right Come monday we want Dick on a flight We spent four losing years, and countless cold beers And we just want to win a damn game! Yes its been quite a season Injured players with breaks and sprains In your head your off on vacation Another loss you try to explain And Jauron, since we hate you so Thats the reason Ralph just let you go chorus Come monday, it'll be all right Come monday we want Dick on a flight We spent four losing years, and countless cold beers And we just want to win a damn game! end Now i know some of you are way more creative then i am, lets see what ya got! it should at least be fun and distracting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelso_Helmet Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Season of 7-9 (sing to tune of Bryan Adams "Summer of 69" Going 0 for 6 in the division Cuz Ralphie won't spend a dime I look like the walking dead Another season of 7 and 9 The passing game is pathetic Looks like Ferragamo to Denard No-huddle sucks, Turk-ey got fired Shoulda known, we'd never get far When you look back now These 4 years seem to last for-ever And when Ralph has the chouice He'll head north and say "Au revior" I am the worst coach of all time Another season of 7 and 9.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Mud Posted October 7, 2009 Author Share Posted October 7, 2009 Season of 7-9(sing to tune of Bryan Adams "Summer of 69" Going 0 for 6 in the division Cuz Ralphie won't spend a dime I look like the walking dead Another season of 7 and 9 The passing game is pathetic Looks like Ferragamo to Denard No-huddle sucks, Turk-ey got fired Shoulda known, we'd never get far When you look back now These 4 years seem to last for-ever And when Ralph has the chouice He'll head north and say "Au revior" I am the worst coach of all time Another season of 7 and 9.... Im starting to think 7-9 would be a gift season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giaimo25 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Season of 7-9(sing to tune of Bryan Adams "Summer of 69" Going 0 for 6 in the division Cuz Ralphie won't spend a dime I look like the walking dead Another season of 7 and 9 The passing game is pathetic Looks like Ferragamo to Denard No-huddle sucks, Turk-ey got fired Shoulda known, we'd never get far When you look back now These 4 years seem to last for-ever And when Ralph has the chouice He'll head north and say "Au revior" I am the worst coach of all time Another season of 7 and 9.... LMFAO that was hillarious, actually laughed out loud and scared the **** out of my wife. Brightest part of the season so far good job Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giaimo25 Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 to the tune of jack johnson "gone" here is the song if your not familiar with it well take a look at all of those games we lost oh so close does jauron have a soul its so cold is it to much to ask that this team will just get sold cars, tv show and diamond earings bling bling T.O why cant you catch a thing and what about ralphies mind are you blind arent you concerned about another 7 and 9 Gone going Gone everything Gone give a damn Gone be the fans when we cant get a win Gone people We couldnt even beat the fins Gone ralphie cant you make a deal try to bring in a coach thats for real And what about that line that cant block a gay They’ll do no good Can they atleast just get in the way You’re not willing to sell anything Gone is your mind leave western new york Or else your gonna find Gone people All careless and consumed Gone Gone going Gone everything Gone give a damn Gone be the fans when we cant get a win Gone people We couldnt even beat the fins Gone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Mud Posted October 7, 2009 Author Share Posted October 7, 2009 to the tune of jack johnson "gone"here is the song if your not familiar with it well take a look at all of those games we lost oh so close does jauron have a soul its so cold is it to much to ask that this team will just get sold cars, tv show and diamond earings bling bling T.O why cant you catch a thing and what about ralphies mind are you blind arent you concerned about another 7 and 9 Gone going Gone everything Gone give a damn Gone be the fans when we cant get a win Gone people We couldnt even beat the fins Gone ralphie cant you make a deal try to bring in a coach thats for real And what about that line that cant block a gay They’ll do no good Can they atleast just get in the way You’re not willing to sell anything Gone is your mind leave western new york Or else your gonna find Gone people All careless and consumed Gone Gone going Gone everything Gone give a damn Gone be the fans when we cant get a win Gone people We couldnt even beat the fins Gone Very cool guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Mud Posted October 7, 2009 Author Share Posted October 7, 2009 Keeping it fun...Bills parody songsOk with too much time on my hands to dwell on another painful loss, i came up with an idea. Lets be creative and write a parody song using the Bills as our muse. I am using Jimmy Buffet ( ironic after losing to Miami i know ) The song is "Come Monday" and i just tweeked the lyrics to fit the situation. dont laugh at my attempt.....well ok laugh with me, not at me...lol Last year we lost to San Francisco Another game when the team didnt show Hes got his sunglasses on I guess he was never meant to coach a SuperBowl And Kelly we didnt know That we'd be missin' you so chorus Come monday, it'll be all right Come monday we want Dick on a flight We spent four losing years, and countless cold beers And we just want to win a damn game! Yes its been quite a season Injured players with breaks and sprains In your head your off on vacation Another loss you try to explain And Jauron, since we hate you so Thats the reason Ralph just let you go chorus Come monday, it'll be all right Come monday we want Dick on a flight We spent four losing years, and countless cold beers And we just want to win a damn game! end Now i know some of you are way more creative then i am, lets see what ya got! it should at least be fun and distracting Muzak click here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Mud Posted October 7, 2009 Author Share Posted October 7, 2009 Keeping it fun...Bills parody songsOk with too much time on my hands to dwell on another painful loss, i came up with an idea. Lets be creative and write a parody song using the Bills as our muse. I am using Jimmy Buffet ( ironic after losing to Miami i know ) The song is "Come Monday" and i just tweeked the lyrics to fit the situation. dont laugh at my attempt.....well ok laugh with me, not at me...lol Last year we lost to San Francisco Another game when the team didnt show Hes got his sunglasses on I guess he was never meant to coach a SuperBowl And Kelly we didnt know That we'd be missin' you so chorus Come monday, it'll be all right Come monday we want Dick on a flight We spent four losing years, and countless cold beers And we just want to win a damn game! Yes its been quite a season Injured players with breaks and sprains In your head your off on vacation Another loss you try to explain And Jauron, since we hate you so Thats the reason Ralph just let you go chorus Come monday, it'll be all right Come monday we want Dick on a flight We spent four losing years, and countless cold beers And we just want to win a damn game! end Now i know some of you are way more creative then i am, lets see what ya got! it should at least be fun and distracting Does anyone remember the song 97rock would play for the Bills when they lost....god it must have been in the early 80's. Brainfart, but i do remember it was so damn funny, i cant remember the name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_fan Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 The more things change.... See this link for our 2004 thread making Bills parody songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Mud Posted October 7, 2009 Author Share Posted October 7, 2009 The more things change.... See this link for our 2004 thread making Bills parody songs. Great stuff!, funny how the names have changed but the message has not!........Wow wish i was on this board in '04. it seems like everyone might be just too tired of the losing to try to make fun of it anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bills_fan Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Great stuff!, funny how the names have changed but the message has not!........Wow wish i was on this board in '04. it seems like everyone might be just too tired of the losing to try to make fun of it anymore. If we lose on Sunday, I may need to update my American Pie reference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookiemonster Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Sung to the tune of Gilligan's Island Theme song: Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale A tale of a frightful club. That started from this former industrial port from this tiny hub. The GM was a mighty marketing man the Coach not so brave but lame 52 players set to play that day for a three hour game, a three hour game The contest started getting rough the tiny team was tossed if not for the courage of our punter that day the game would sure be lost, the game would sure be lost the team set spikes in turf that day on Ralph Wilson Grass (I wanted to work in "I would like to kick his ass"), but it just wasn't working with Moorman, the Kicker too The Billionaire and his wife. The Prima Donna (TO) The head coach and his staff here on Nightmare Isle! I am working on the second verse, more to follow! Feel free to ad lib. No TDS, no first downs, no big plays, all but a single victory As Detroit as could be I am thinking man I'm thinking, it's hard enough just to remember the real f'ing song, let alone adapt to the Bungling Bills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdBlueNorth Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 What rhymes with "stink"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goynahan Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 What rhymes with "stink"? pink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdBlueNorth Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 pink ...as bad as they are I cannot work "pink" into a good rhyme. Maybe, The Bills make me want to puke Throw my hands up and ... Puke Grip that bowl and... Puke Not very original, maybe this to the "House of the rising sun" There is a team in Western New York It's called the Buffalo Bills It's been the ruin of many poor fans and lord I know I'm one. So brothers tell your children Don't do what I have done. Please root for a team that has a pair that don't shrivel up in the sun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookiemonster Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 ...as bad as they are I cannot work "pink" into a good rhyme. Maybe, The Bills make me want to puke Throw my hands up and ... Puke Grip that bowl and... Puke Not very original, maybe this to the "House of the rising sun" There is a team in Western New York It's called the Buffalo Bills It's been the ruin of many poor fans and lord I know I'm one. So brothers tell your children Don't do what I have done. Please root for a team that has a pair that don't shrivel up in the sun. Amen, brother! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 I can't even begin to match the one I did several seasons ago, during the whole Drew Bledsoe-Travis Henry era. Mike Pussywillow, anyone? http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/index.php?...ost&p=58219 Sad thing is, if you change some of the names, it still fits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AugustBlitz Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 to the tune of jack johnson "gone"here is the song if your not familiar with it well take a look at all of those games we lost oh so close does jauron have a soul its so cold is it to much to ask that this team will just get sold cars, tv show and diamond earings bling bling T.O why cant you catch a thing and what about ralphies mind are you blind arent you concerned about another 7 and 9 Gone going Gone everything Gone give a damn Gone be the fans when we cant get a win Gone people We couldnt even beat the fins Gone ralphie cant you make a deal try to bring in a coach thats for real And what about that line that cant block a gay They’ll do no good Can they atleast just get in the way You’re not willing to sell anything Gone is your mind leave western new york Or else your gonna find Gone people All careless and consumed Gone Gone going Gone everything Gone give a damn Gone be the fans when we cant get a win Gone people We couldnt even beat the fins Gone That is great you should post it on youtube as a video...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AugustBlitz Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Keeping it fun...Bills parody songsOk with too much time on my hands to dwell on another painful loss, i came up with an idea. Lets be creative and write a parody song using the Bills as our muse. I am using Jimmy Buffet ( ironic after losing to Miami i know ) The song is "Come Monday" and i just tweeked the lyrics to fit the situation. dont laugh at my attempt.....well ok laugh with me, not at me...lol Last year we lost to San Francisco Another game when the team didnt show Hes got his sunglasses on I guess he was never meant to coach a SuperBowl And Kelly we didnt know That we'd be missin' you so chorus Come monday, it'll be all right Come monday we want Dick on a flight We spent four losing years, and countless cold beers And we just want to win a damn game! Yes its been quite a season Injured players with breaks and sprains In your head your off on vacation Another loss you try to explain And Jauron, since we hate you so Thats the reason Ralph just let you go chorus Come monday, it'll be all right Come monday we want Dick on a flight We spent four losing years, and countless cold beers And we just want to win a damn game! end Now i know some of you are way more creative then i am, lets see what ya got! it should at least be fun and distracting freaking hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 I can't even begin to match the one I did several seasons ago, during the whole Drew Bledsoe-Travis Henry era. Mike Pussywillow, anyone? http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/index.php?...ost&p=58219 Sad thing is, if you change some of the names, it still fits. Oh man i'm in tears laughing over that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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