BillsGuyInMalta Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 I got a chuckle out of this video on EA Sports Bloggers' page. They were talking about the improvements made to the blocking animations for the upcoming Madden 10 and included this video to demonstrate last year's outdated blocking animations. http://vimeo.com/4599235 Even when he is almost blocked into the QB, Kelsay still cant get the sack Here's the rest of the article, for those Madden nerds interested http://insideblog.easports.com/archive/200...den-nfl-10.aspx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsNYC Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Hahaha! I'll just spin move, that'll work! I'll just spin move, that'll work! I'll just spin move, that'll work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsGuyInMalta Posted May 12, 2009 Author Share Posted May 12, 2009 To virtual Kelsay's credit, at least he didnt run 15 yards past the line of scrimmage in order to swing around and "surprise" the QB. And props to virtual Kyle Williams for getting the sack! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1billsfan Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 I got a chuckle out of this video on EA Sports Bloggers' page. They were talking about the improvements made to the blocking animations for the upcoming Madden 10 and included this video to demonstrate last year's outdated blocking animations. http://vimeo.com/4599235 Even when he is almost blocked into the QB, Kelsay still cant get the sack Here's the rest of the article, for those Madden nerds interested http://insideblog.easports.com/archive/200...den-nfl-10.aspx Love the creative mocking of Kelsay. I couldn't help but to be inspired. In the vein of "Chicuk Norris is so tough" jokes... Chris Kelsay sucks so bad, that when the Bills decided to trade him for nothing even the Lions thought they were getting robbed in the deal. Chris Kelsay sucks so bad, Hollywood's thinking of replacing Keanu Reeves with him. Chris Kelsay sucks so bad, that Paris Hilton has decided to sue for copyright infringement. Chris Kelsay sucks so bad, even the standing red Buffalo has better moves than him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Hahaha! I'll just spin move, that'll work! I'll just spin move, that'll work! I'll just spin move, that'll work! After reading your post, I had to go back and watch it again... sure enough clockwise spin, counter clockwise spin, clockwise spin, still getting his ass handed to him... Christ, he virtually sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsGuyInMalta Posted May 12, 2009 Author Share Posted May 12, 2009 Love the creative mocking of Kelsay. I couldn't help but to be inspired. In the vein of "Chicuk Norris is so tough" jokes... Chris Kelsay sucks so bad, that when the Bills decided to trade him for nothing even the Lions thought they were getting robbed in the deal. Chris Kelsay sucks so bad, Hollywood's thinking of replacing Keanu Reeves with him. Chris Kelsay sucks so bad, that Paris Hilton has decided to sue for copyright infringement. Chris Kelsay sucks so bad, even the standing red Buffalo has better moves than him. The following is not my joke, but its still funny... "Chris Kelsay couldnt find the QB if his locker was next to Trent Edwards'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROCCEO Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 It used to be that your LE accumulated 15 sacks every year regardless of who you put there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1billsfan Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 The following is not my joke, but its still funny... "Chris Kelsay couldnt find the QB if his locker was next to Trent Edwards'" Good one! Here's another one... Chris Kelsay sucks so bad, Canada likes him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROCCEO Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Chris Kelsay is so bad he couldn't get a quarter back if he put a dollar in a change machine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeJuiceSimpson Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Ok, here's one: Chris Kelsay sucks so bad, he had 2 sacks last year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Ok, here's one: Chris Kelsay sucks so bad, he had 2 sacks last year. Oh, way to take it over the top.. Now you're just being cruel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WordByrd Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 This video obviously has no credibility because Kyle Williams got to the QB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wonderbread Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Chris Kelsay could find a sack with his hands down his pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QB Bills Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Chris Kelsay could find a sack with his hands down his pants. hahahaha that's the best one so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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