BillsfaninFl Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 I have been away for almost a year. What's the short version of the Bills saga for the last eleven months? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JinWPB Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 2008....New players on both sides of the ball, everyone excited about prospect of another 7-9 year. 2009 .... ditto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsNYC Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 We sucked, we still suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaGimp Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 We landed on the moon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Um, it looks to me like you've been gone five months. Any way...it is going to take a minute to work up a post answering your vast question. He asked for the short version. Anyway, where have you been? Prison? Psyche center? Rehab? Iraq? Out to lunch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brand J Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 I have been away for almost a year. What's the short version of the Bills saga for the last eleven months? Wow... U gotta lot of researchin to do! Let's See: 1) Jason Peters held out all of last offseason and didnt return until the first game of the season. 2) The Bills started out like a true playoff team. Comebacks and blowouts that we haven't seen in these parts in quite some time. 3) Trent Edwards gets knocked out of the game in the Bills first loss of the season against the Cardinals. He would not look like the same QB who began the year 4-0. 4) After a 5-1 start, the Bills proceed to go 2-8 the rest of the way, missing the playoffs for the 9th straight year (tied with Lions)... 5) Despite the collapse, Dick Jauron is retained as head coach after 3 straight seasons of 7-9. 6) Fans are disgusted and vow to cut the grass on Sundays rather than watch the Dick Jauron led Bills. Well, that is until they signed WR Terrell Owens (released by Cowpokes). 7) Malcontent LT Jason Peters is traded to Philly for a 1st, 4th, and conditional (6th) pick next year. 8) Terrell Owens + A Solid Draft = Renewed Optimism for the upcoming season. How did I do?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 We landed on the moon! Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scribo Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 He asked for the short version. Fine. TO is a Bill. Peters isn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 The Bills: 7-9... second verse same as the first, except now we're in the third fuggin verse. TBD: Idiocy reigns and most of us don't have the sense to come inside when it reigns. Oh yeah and we lost Sketch Soland and no one knows where he is. Personally: antagonizing beerball and contributing to the aforementioned idiocy. That is all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Fine. TO is a Bill. Peters isn't. Excellent. The people at cliff's notes would be proud. I would add that Dick was prematurely extended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsfaninFl Posted May 1, 2009 Author Share Posted May 1, 2009 Wow... U gotta lot of researchin to do! Let's See:1) Jason Peters held out all of last offseason and didnt return until the first game of the season. 2) The Bills started out like a true playoff team. Comebacks and blowouts that we haven't seen in these parts in quite some time. 3) Trent Edwards gets knocked out of the game in the Bills first loss of the season against the Cardinals. He would not look like the same QB who began the year 4-0. 4) After a 5-1 start, the Bills proceed to go 2-8 the rest of the way, missing the playoffs for the 9th straight year (tied with Lions)... 5) Despite the collapse, Dick Jauron is retained as head coach after 3 straight seasons of 7-9. 6) Fans are disgusted and vow to cut the grass on Sundays rather than watch the Dick Jauron led Bills. Well, that is until they signed WR Terrell Owens (released by Cowpokes). 7) Malcontent LT Jason Peters is traded to Philly for a 1st, 4th, and conditional (6th) pick next year. 8) Terrell Owens + A Solid Draft = Renewed Optimism for the upcoming season. How did I do?? Very well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsfaninFl Posted May 1, 2009 Author Share Posted May 1, 2009 Um, it looks to me like you've been gone five months. Any way...it is going to take a minute to work up a post answering your vast question. My son signed me up last fall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrFishfinder Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 To the jaw-dropping astonishment of every living organism in the known, and unknown, universe; Jauron is still so-called head coach of the Buffalo Bills. I dropped 30 lbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 7-9 What were you in for? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaGimp Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 Good one. it's only the second time I've used it today....must be the off season Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLZFAN4LIFE Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 it's only the second time I've used it today....must be the off season I did get reference from the no huddle thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 3.5 wins, and ratatta for half time meal at SB with NE or Pitts vs. whoever the NFC sends to lose. Need any help with your homework or copying DVD's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted May 1, 2009 Share Posted May 1, 2009 I dropped 30 lbs. And Mike Williams caught them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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