IDBillzFan Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 I asked my CPA how to keep my income below $250. He told me to take the rest of the year off. You know what's sad? You're probably not joking. But admit it. That extra tax is just a drop in the bucket to guys like you...sitting in your mansion, staring at your 18 cars, lighting cigars with twenty-dollar bills. Just a drop in the bucket for a rich dude like you while others don't get the kind of cell coverage you and I currently enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murra Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 You know what's sad? You're probably not joking. But admit it. That extra tax is just a drop in the bucket to guys like you...sitting in your mansion, staring at your 18 cars, lighting cigars with twenty-dollar bills. Just a drop in the bucket for a rich dude like you while others don't get the kind of cell coverage you and I currently enjoy. I don't get it. Are you attempting to insult someone for being valuable to our society, rather than give him money to convince him to work hard? You make me sick. If you take away the incentive to follow through with the American dream than before you know it there is no American Dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 I don't get it. Are you attempting to insult someone for being valuable to our society, rather than give him money to convince him to work hard? You make me sick. If you take away the incentive to follow through with the American dream than before you know it there is no American Dream. Welcome aboard. You'll figure it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murra Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Welcome aboard. You'll figure it out. I don't want to "figure it out". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 I don't want to "figure it out". Then why the !@#$ are you here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murra Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Then why the !@#$ are you here? I like to see what the liberals have to say, and I think its interesting to see the thoughts of Bills fans across America as they stop talking about 3rd down conversion rates and start talking about tax rates. Why would I want to figure out what they have to say if it makes no sense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 I like to see what the liberals have to say, and I think its interesting to see the thoughts of Bills fans across America as they stop talking about 3rd down conversion rates and start talking about tax rates. Why would I want to figure out what they have to say if it makes no sense? Well the first thing you'll figure out was his post was 100% sarcasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murra Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Well the first thing you'll figure out was his post was 100% sarcasm. How am I supposed to figure this out? What's the point of sarcasm in text? Literally impossible for me to detect unless I know the guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 How am I supposed to figure this out? What's the point of sarcasm in text? Literally impossible for me to detect unless I know the guy. In essence I agree, but one sign of sarcasm would be the overt hyperbole. Light cigars with 100 dollar bills, 18 cars in the driveway, etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murra Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 In essence I agree, but one sign of sarcasm would be the overt hyperbole. Light cigars with 100 dollar bills, 18 cars in the driveway, etc... Really? You've never heard a liberal actually use those hyperbolas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 In essence I agree, but one sign of sarcasm would be the overt hyperbole. Light cigars with 100 dollar bills, 18 cars in the driveway, etc... Dude, we told you. Twenty dollar bills to light the cigars. Hundred dollar bills to light the joint. Jesus, you liberals can't get anything right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Dude, we told you. Twenty dollar bills to light the cigars. Hundred dollar bills to light the joint. Jesus, you liberals can't get anything right. Duuuuude. $20 bills to light cigars $100 to snort coke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 How am I supposed to figure this out? What's the point of sarcasm in text? Literally impossible for me to detect unless I know the guy. You figure it out by hanging out and learning the personalities on this board. I'm the elite right wing wacko rich priviledged mother !@#$er who doesn't give a rat's ass about poor people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Duuuuude. $20 bills to light cigars $100 to snort coke. Coke is an Obama thing. I'm a boozer like W. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 I'm the elite right wing wacko rich priviledged mother !@#$er who doesn't give a rat's ass about poor people. And I'm the elite right wing rich privileged mother !@#$er who doesn't want a president who says he wants to be his brother's keeper,and then turns around and MAKES me to foot the bill for his brother's keeper when he can't even be charitable himself until it's in his own best interest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murra Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 And I'm the elite right wing rich privileged mother !@#$er who doesn't want a president who says he wants to be his brother's keeper,and then turns around and MAKES me to foot the bill for his brother's keeper when he can't even be charitable himself until it's in his own best interest. Nice to meet you. Any room for a young right wing student aspiring to find his way into the courtroom, with a real distaste for his fellow students' political assessments, while still trying to figure some things out himself? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 And I'm the elite right wing rich privileged mother !@#$er who doesn't want a president who says he wants to be his brother's keeper,and then turns around and MAKES me to foot the bill for his brother's keeper when he can't even be charitable himself until it's in his own best interest. No coke huh? No !@#$ing way you type that sentence without a little blow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 Nice to meet you. Any room for a young right wing student aspiring to find his way into the courtroom, with a real distaste for his fellow students' political assessments, while still trying to figure some things out himself? I think we found our intern. Get me a drink kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted November 5, 2008 Share Posted November 5, 2008 I think we found our intern. Get me a drink kid. And learn how to roll a c-note tight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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