jester43 Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 gentlemen...what a fantastic thread this is turning into! i'm sorry i missed the game, but i am really glad i didn't get pissed on from my ass to my elbow, or whatever, in order to watch it...i suppose if it had happened i would have wandered out into the sunshine and just waited for it to dry. it can't be toomuch worse than some of the hose-downs i've gotten from our baby over these past ten months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albany,n.y. Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Tips for not getting peed on: Use a bathroom with 2 doors-the one door bathroom is too dark for any man to be around other guys with their Jaurons out. Most important-get to the end of the urinal, aka the corner. You only have 1 guy next to you and you can keep a pretty good distance. Plus you can use you legs to help position yourself. Don't try to use the sink to wash your hands-guys are peeing in there because it's closest to the door & they can see where they're going. If you really want to be safe & see-go ahead, pee in the sink. I used the bathroom once during the blackout and came out unscathed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 I would like to think I would realize somebody was pissing on me before my shoes and socks were soaked with urine. Here is a safety tip, if you suspect someone is pissing on you, move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dog14787 Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 I would like to think I would realize somebody was pissing on me before my shoes and socks were soaked with urine. Here is a safety tip, if you suspect someone is pissing on you, move. How about this for a safety tip , put emergency lights in the restrooms so nobody gets hurt or catches a disease from the unsanitary conditions. How hard would it be to get emergency back up lights in the bathrooms? Or get a generator going for the two locker rooms at half time? Who is in charge of the stadium operations? What a joke, geeesh, everyones lucky there wasn't more serious injuries and lawsuites filed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Now imagine this being a powerless dome stadium, after the worst hurricane in US History, for a week. Then thank God you didn't live in New Orleans during Katrina! I thank God I dont live in New Orleans, period. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olivier in france Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 using the urinals was bad enough, but i shudder to think of what became of those poor ba$tards who had to...um...purge solids well once you have found the seat , take some paper to clean it a minimum and put your a... on it it's tough to dirty yourself!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Hmm. I'm in section 332 so I just climbed the stairs and only used the urinals at the top of the stadium. Barely no wait too. I had seven beers so I used them a lot and I can tell you for sure that you could see fine in those. How long does it take for your pee to reach the ground? With a quick pee could you finish before it got there? Was the wind a factor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duey Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Scott...I hearby nominate this tread to the TBD Hall of Fame. Rarely in one place have so many astute observations and classic one-liners been uttered. Tammy Turnbull, of East Aurora, left the game around halftime, after her husband, James, had his socks and shoes soaked with urine in a pitch-black men’s room. “We didn’t feel safe,” Tammy Turnbull said. So many questions...who wanted to leave after the soaking incident, Tammy or James? And if James was the victim, why the heck is Tammy doing all the talking? Has James been so traumatized by the incident that he's been rendered speechless, or is he too busy wringing the piss out of his socks? And lastly, why is this Tammy the only person who complained? She sure does have a lot of bad things to say about our Bills. And what of the reports of Tammy and James walking around before the game with a big bunch of mylar-coated balloons, only to have them "accidentally" released when James was startled by a small dog peeing on his leg (trouble seems to follow this man everywhere). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton Fitzsimmons Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 WTF? What the hell were those people doing in there - just whipping it out and pissing on anything that moved? Did anyone else who attended the game get urine-soaked? BN - Blackout When the power goes out, fans must whip it! Whip it out! It's never too dark... To whip it! http://www.stadiumwall.com/index.php?showt...390&hl=devo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I peed before I went into the stadium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegtapr Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I peed before I went into the stadium. Nobody has uploaded that to Youtube yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Nobody has uploaded that to Youtube yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotton Fitzsimmons Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 Dick said, "WHIP IT!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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