Thailog80 Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 AHHHHHHHAHAHAHA... I was at a bar last weekend, and was actually talking to a decent looking girl. After the initial conversation she asked me what was my favorite book. When I told her the truth, that it was "Texas Hold Em For Advance Players" she laughed, and then asked what was the most recent book I read. When I said "Texas Hold Em For Advance Players", she wasnt pleased. I explained to her that at least i was being honest and absolutly couldnt stand reading, and couldnt imagine doing it for ..."fun"??? 78149[/snapback] Since when can a blow up doll speak? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegtapr Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 I was at a bar last weekend, and was actually talking to a decent looking girl. 78149[/snapback] How many drinks is this based on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegtapr Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Since when can a blow up doll speak? 78153[/snapback] Since when would you need one to speak? You can't find a better woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevestojan Posted October 20, 2004 Author Share Posted October 20, 2004 OUCH! two quick shots at me! I said "decent" looking, not hot. And it was based on 8 beers, but I can still tell you if they are ugly. I've hearded my share of pigs. I wont lie to you. She was "cute". But aparently she read for "fun", and that is a big no-no in my world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Since when would you need one to speak? You can't find a better woman. 78156[/snapback] My exact thoughts on Maria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 My exact thoughts on Maria. 78158[/snapback] Oh man that pic of her bend over......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Provoked Pit Bull Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 I pee on his whole generation. No, wait, I can't. It's me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegtapr Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 OUCH! two quick shots at me! I said "decent" looking, not hot. And it was based on 8 beers, but I can still tell you if they are ugly. I've hearded my share of pigs. I wont lie to you. She was "cute". But aparently she read for "fun", and that is a big no-no in my world. 78157[/snapback] Always look at your friends, they are the best indicator. If they are laughing at you walk away, it's not because you're funny because well...you're not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 But aparently she read for "fun", and that is a big no-no in my world. 78157[/snapback] Oy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegtapr Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Oh man that pic of her bend over......... 78161[/snapback] Link? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 I pee on his whole generation. No, wait, I can't. It's me. 78162[/snapback] You forgot "I pee and I bite, that's what I do, pee and bite" It's his signature point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Oy. 78167[/snapback] I know it's hard, real hard-but he tossed you the softball for a reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 I know it's hard, real hard-but he tossed you the softball for a reason. 78171[/snapback] I don't think it was a setup, though. That's what scares me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegtapr Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Oy. 78167[/snapback] At least we know you're not a dyslexic Rabbi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Maria Link? 78168[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_BiB_ Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 I don't think it was a setup, though. That's what scares me. 78173[/snapback] Yeah, sentimental old me. Trying to find some good in everyone. I forgot who we were talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paco Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 I don't think it was a setup, though. That's what scares me. 78173[/snapback] Guys like him have no idea how to score with chicks. If you really want to make it with the babes, the first thing you do is whip out the 'ol TV Guide and show off your viewing habits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Yeah, but that goat got back. I mean a looooootta back. 78150[/snapback] that goat needs a little more goatbell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Oy. 78167[/snapback] Not read. Holy stevestojan, if I don't read a new book each week at least I feel like I have failed. Last book I read was Money Ball. Kind of interesting to begin, but gets slow quickly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Not read. Holy stevestojan, if I don't read a new book each week at least I feel like I have failed. Last book I read was Money Ball. Kind of interesting to begin, but gets slow quickly. 78186[/snapback] Well, it's tough to find the time to read when you have to spend so much time watching Presidential debates... ...oh, wait... And I'm the backwoods moron. Right. Told you he was projecting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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