Cornerville Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 OUCH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanone Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 They should have slid a picture of rosie odonnel under his face. Problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stl Bills Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Let he who has not f*cked a metal bench or a picnic table cast the first stone................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Picnic Table F'er Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 I never had thought of humping steel. I imagine the improved friction would increase velocity and performance. This guy was a bit clumsy, but I bet I can take the concept and build on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eball Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Let he who has not f*cked a metal bench or a picnic table cast the first stone................. <---------------------- casts stone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 ...or a picnic table... Dammit! I was almost home free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornerville Posted August 13, 2008 Author Share Posted August 13, 2008 Wouldn't the steel be cold, to cause significant shrinkage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 Let he who has not f*cked a metal bench or a picnic table cast the first stone................. Wouldn't the steel be cold, to cause significant shrinkage? Obviously not. I've never seen a park bench where the steel wasn't a little sharp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stl Bills Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 So thats why the call you Steely Dan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 So thats why the call you Steely Dan F.U. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 So thats why the call you Steely Dan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 If he had lost his Johnson he could have been a Darwin nominee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 If he had lost his Johnson he could have been a Darwin nominee Linkage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WellDressed Posted August 13, 2008 Share Posted August 13, 2008 \Geez, we have a bus stop bench wanker, a patio table wanker and now a steel bench wanker all living free. "Lets just say this is probably one bad date that Xing will never forget" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cornerville Posted August 14, 2008 Author Share Posted August 14, 2008 Obviously not. I've never seen a park bench where the steel wasn't a little sharp. I hope it is just 'seen' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffal0 Bill5 Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 Did anyone else watch the news video clip? You can't understand a word anybody is saying, but when they show the clip of him face down still in the bench, he's groaning in pain, and you can understand very clearly what he is expressing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 OUCH Dude. This thread left me wondering not what drives someone to hump a steel bench; rather it left me wondering what the hell you typed into Google to end up finding that article. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steely Dan Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I hope it is just 'seen' I would imagine the guy was "HEARD" too!! Did anyone else watch the news video clip? You can't understand a word anybody is saying, but when they show the clip of him face down still in the bench, he's groaning in pain, and you can understand very clearly what he is expressing. Link? You dink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffal0 Bill5 Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I would imagine the guy was "HEARD" too!! Link? You dink. It's in the original link under "You can see a news video on it here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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