Mile High Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 Only 150 thousand men missing, and she can't get laid? Quote on the Google board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan III Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 Roll Roll Roll in ze hay. What knockers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acantha Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 I understand that was supposed to be funny but found it appauling and if I was a solider would be deeply offended. It was certainly appalling as far as music goes, but how could anyone be deeply offended by that song? It was funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 nazi board stuff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ESPeculatioN Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 It was hillarious!!! I think it pokes more fun at the mindset of red neck modern country music then it does the troops. Speaking of which, where is that dope Toby Keith these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted April 16, 2007 Share Posted April 16, 2007 Wheres the hot Country girl, All I saw was an alright girl (maybe a 7, nothing special and not deserving of being labeled hot) singing (if thats what you call it) about how if the troops were home she would f*ck them, and trying to act slutty in front of a green screen Meh, I've seen much better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted April 16, 2007 Author Share Posted April 16, 2007 Wheres the hot Country girl, All I saw was an alright girl (maybe a 7, nothing special and not deserving of being labeled hot) singing (if thats what you call it) about how if the troops were home she would f*ck them, and trying to act slutty in front of a green screen Meh, I've seen much better she'd easily get hired as a Jill!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buftex Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Im appalled yet amazed by the creativity. It was pretty damn welll written...for those who don't realize (I think that includes all of you so far) it is a parody of Loretta Lynns' Viet Nam era hit, "Dear Uncle Sam"...if Weird Al was this creative, I might be tempted to think he was funny...the "we'd be gettin' freaky like in Abu Grave" line is balls out funny! Nothing offensive towards the troops either.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Weird Al is better. "Shoot me in my butt parts?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted April 17, 2007 Author Share Posted April 17, 2007 Weird Al is better. "Shoot me in my butt parts?" it's hysterical, and finding an attractive woman willing to do it who's also smart enough to understand the humor is awesome. anyone know who she is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Finally got a chance to watch....that's some funny sh--. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 it's hysterical, and finding an attractive woman willing to do it who's also smart enough to understand the humor is awesome. anyone know who she is? I didn't say it was bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 It was pretty damn welll written...for those who don't realize (I think that includes all of you so far) it is a parody of Loretta Lynns' Viet Nam era hit, "Dear Uncle Sam"...if Weird Al was this creative, I might be tempted to think he was funny...the "we'd be gettin' freaky like in Abu Grave" line is balls out funny! Nothing offensive towards the troops either.... Didn't know that. I thought getting freaky like Abu Garaib was the best line. or was it shoot me in my mud parts.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Terri Garr looks pretty good for her age. That's Terri Garr??? That woman's gotta be like in her 60s by now. If that's Terri Garr, I'd like to nominate her for GILF of the Millenium Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 THAT's disgusting. I'm sure our troops will be absolutely demoralized by an attractive young woman in shorts with such ample breasts advising them that she misses them and wants to do salacious things with them. My God...the horror. What our troops need is maybe Dick Cheney making a surprise visit...or John McCain walking through the plaza with the 101st airborne, the Tank Corps and 870 Green Berets protecting his ass...or a serious extension of their tour. Those extensions give them a chance to pick up those hot Muslim chicks that are dying to get close to them...by the way..check our their vests with that silly putty in them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 She wasn't THAT hot, lol. In fact, looked a lot like my ex-wife, THE penultimate military-wife-whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 it's hysterical, and finding an attractive woman willing to do it who's also smart enough to understand the humor is awesome. anyone know who she is? Its not that hard, just bring cash to an American Idol audition, or the streets of Hollywood, it shouldn't take you more then 10 minutes. I would like to know where theres proof that she is smart enough to understand it. Did she even write the song? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 She wasn't THAT hot, lol. In fact, looked a lot like my ex-wife, THE penultimate military-wife-whore. Your ex was the 2nd-to-last military-wife-whore? So who, pray tell, would be the "ultimate?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Your ex was the 2nd-to-last military-wife-whore? So who, pray tell, would be the "ultimate?" Good question. One of my sergeants was married to a korean girl who had to be the biggest military whore in the history of all mankind. Common knowledge if you wanted a hum, she was the one to see. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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