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Saw her on Saturday during practice at Quicken Loans Arena for the Final Four.

 

Are you hoping to have some sort of super-athletic children together? 0:)

 

Yes. One who is:

  • Very large (I'm 6'3'').
  • Very athletic (parented by two former D-1 athletes).
  • And very very attractive (I too am quite dashing).

regardless of its gender it shall be named Best.

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Yes. One who is:
  • Very large (I'm 6'3'').
  • Very athletic (parented by two former D-1 athletes).
  • And very very attractive (I too am quite dashing).

regardless of its gender it shall be named Best.

 

 

Don't forget "Modest"! 0:)

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I love her too!!!

 

I actually got to interview her a couple of weeks ago out in Dayton, OH when they played Marist. I always thought she was cute and all my friends just thought I was crazy. She is currently not available however. Sheldon Williams, former Duke player and current Atlanta Hawk, is putting the stones to her. He was there watching her practicing and they were PDA'ing afterwards.

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I could be wrong, but I think he's a Norseman who stepped on a wad of gum while wearing his boots. I could be reading too much into the name though.

They had gum in the 11th century? In Scandinavia?

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See, now I know why I didn't know the name. I'd rather gouge my eyes out with spoons than watch women's basketball.

 

as my dad always said, there's girl's basketball and then there's girls playing basketball.

 

Like you, I have no paitience for women's athletics. But the level at which the championship team plays is moderately exciting. Plus I love to watch them dive for loose balls.

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as my dad always said, there's girl's basketball and then there's girls playing basketball.

 

Like you, I have no paitience for women's athletics. But the level at which the championship team plays is moderately exciting. Plus I love to watch them dive for loose balls.

 

*sigh*

 

No teats. No curves, man. Gots ta have the curves.

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