KD in CA Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Since you are a bunch of gutless pussies who are too scared or weak to defend our nation, we've decided that you'd still be slaves to England if it was left up to you. Thus we've arranged for you to be shipped back there and put to work in the fields. Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Hey... I am already a laborer! There is always walls to wash, railings to paint, grass to mow, ditches to be dug here! All for the US gov't and the good 'ole DoD! Any takers? It is okay if you get a few blisters on your pencil pushing hands, er... I mean keyboard typing hands... It really is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoondckCL Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Since you are a bunch of gutless pussies who are too scared or weak to defend our nation, we've decided that you'd still be slaves to England if it was left up to you. Thus we've arranged for you to be shipped back there and put to work in the fields. Good luck. Amen, KC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 All for the US gov't and the good 'ole DoD! I never would have guessed....ExiledInIllinois is part of the Military Industrial Complex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 When you're in college there's no need to pick up a ho. There are dormitories full of 'em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Since you are a bunch of gutless pussies who are too scared or weak to defend our nation, we've decided that you'd still be slaves to England if it was left up to you. Thus we've arranged for you to be shipped back there and put to work in the fields. Good luck. That must be what Dick Cheney was doing during the Vietnam War when he said he got multiple deferments because had more important things to do. Now I know what he meant when he said he was out standing in his field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 ....and Joe shows that good ole sense of humor. Humor? You mean the original post was funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted March 28, 2007 Author Share Posted March 28, 2007 Humor? You mean the original post was funny? I sure hope not. It wasn't supposed to be funny. It was supposed to be patently stupid so it would match 99% of the other threads on this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 I sure hope not. It wasn't supposed to be funny. It was supposed to be patently stupid so it would match 99% of the other threads on this board. Now I'm actually more confused. You see, upon my first impression that it was serious, I though "Well, that's pretty !@#$ing dumb." (I also thought "It's really not like KD to post something so dumb".) Then I read Joey Spaghetti's reply and thought "Well, that's just the sort of shallow, non-sensical reply a post like that deserves. Good for you, Joe." But now, it turns out your original post was satire...so now both my estimation of that and Joe's reply are off kilter, and I'm forced to admit that maybe both posts were satire...or not. Now I don't know who the !@#$ing retard is. I don't like that. I'm uncomfortable being unable to spot the retard. When you can't spot the retard, before you know it retards are sneaking up behind you, eating your house plants and drooling on your shoes, and you're standing there saying "But you're a retard, why didn't I see you coming?" There's clearly only one solution to this dilemma: I must go back to just naturally assuming that PastaJoe is the retard. Aaaah...that feels much better now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RI Bills Fan Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Now I'm actually more confused. You see, upon my first impression that it was serious, I though "Well, that's pretty !@#$ing dumb." (I also thought "It's really not like KD to post something so dumb".) Then I read Joey Spaghetti's reply and thought "Well, that's just the sort of shallow, non-sensical reply a post like that deserves. Good for you, Joe." But now, it turns out your original post was satire...so now both my estimation of that and Joe's reply are off kilter, and I'm forced to admit that maybe both posts were satire...or not. Now I don't know who the !@#$ing retard is. I don't like that. I'm uncomfortable being unable to spot the retard. When you can't spot the retard, before you know it retards are sneaking up behind you, eating your house plants and drooling on your shoes, and you're standing there saying "But you're a retard, why didn't I see you coming?" There's clearly only one solution to this dilemma: I must go back to just naturally assuming that PastaJoe is the retard. Aaaah...that feels much better now. You could always just look into a mirror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 You could always just look into a mirror. :lol: ...whew...got me there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 You could always just look into a mirror. There is always the law of I am rubber.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RI Bills Fan Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 There is always the law of I am rubber.... If you want to talk about your sex life start another thread. I already hijacked this one to bash Tom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bungee Jumper Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 I already hijacked this one to bash Tom. Wish I knew why. Wait...no I don't. That would imply I cared. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PastaJoe Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 There's clearly only one solution to this dilemma: I must go back to just naturally assuming that PastaJoe is the retard. Aaaah...that feels much better now. Normally I would take offense and respond, but I have to go watch Wheel of Fortune. Big money, big money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RI Bills Fan Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Wish I knew why. Wait...no I don't. That would imply I cared. I'm just taking the easy way out today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Now I'm actually more confused. You see, upon my first impression that it was serious, I though "Well, that's pretty !@#$ing dumb." (I also thought "It's really not like KD to post something so dumb".) Then I read Joey Spaghetti's reply and thought "Well, that's just the sort of shallow, non-sensical reply a post like that deserves. Good for you, Joe." But now, it turns out your original post was satire...so now both my estimation of that and Joe's reply are off kilter, and I'm forced to admit that maybe both posts were satire...or not. Now I don't know who the !@#$ing retard is. I don't like that. I'm uncomfortable being unable to spot the retard. When you can't spot the retard, before you know it retards are sneaking up behind you, eating your house plants and drooling on your shoes, and you're standing there saying "But you're a retard, why didn't I see you coming?" There's clearly only one solution to this dilemma: I must go back to just naturally assuming that PastaJoe is the retard. Aaaah...that feels much better now. It'll be ok. Yo just need to calm down a bit. take a deep breath, and count to 3.5. Then you'll see the retard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RI Bills Fan Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Hmmm... Tom vanishes, Ramius shows up, now when Ramius vanishes, will HA show up? Tom, please take your meds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Hmmm... Tom vanishes, Ramius shows up, now when Ramius vanishes, will HA show up? Tom, please take your meds... Look out Tom, he's on to us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 30, 2007 Share Posted March 30, 2007 I never would have guessed....ExiledInIllinois is part of the Military Industrial Complex Yep, the one that actually serves YOU... Civil works... Don't you know? We are ALSO rebuilding Iraq... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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