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Week 1 home opener vs the Jets. First offensive play has JP faking a toss right to M. Lynch and bootlegging left only to connect with Evans 53 yds in the air....he catches.....to 15 ....the 10.....THE 5........TD!!!!!!!!!!!! 0:):nana::worthy::P

 

 

 

 

 

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OHHH NOOOO!!!!??!! Flag on the field!!! "Holding offense...RT" :worthy:

 

We're doomed.... :D

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Vilma runs over Duke Preston, who somehow won the starting rg spot, and crushes Lossman before he knows what hit him. Losman is knocked out and lost for the season and the controls are handed over to Craig Nall who proceeds to show why he is a back up and goes 0-16.

 

Now thats doom and gloom.

 

Or a brighter prediction would be a sweep right by A Train behind Peters and Dockery for a 10 yeard gain and a 1st down.

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Vilma runs over Duke Preston, who somehow won the starting rg spot, and crushes Lossman before he knows what hit him. Losman is knocked out and lost for the season and the controls are handed over to Craig Nall who proceeds to show why he is a back up and goes 0-16.

 

Now thats doom and gloom.

 

Or a brighter prediction would be a sweep right by A Train behind Peters and Dockery for a 10 yeard gain and a 1st down.

i like the atrain run much better than the 1st scenaro!

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Vilma runs over Duke Preston, who somehow won the starting rg spot, and crushes Lossman before he knows what hit him. Losman is knocked out and lost for the season and the controls are handed over to Craig Nall who proceeds to show why he is a back up and goes 0-16.

 

Now thats doom and gloom.

 

Or a brighter prediction would be a sweep right by A Train behind Peters and Dockery for a 10 yeard gain and a 1st down.

WOW.....Peters and Dockery can really pull.

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Dick tries to fool everyone and Brian Moorman comes out on the field as QB.

Hikes the ball and pitches it to A-train as Moorman heads out into the opposite flat.

A-train hits him and Moorman jukes, jives, and stiff arms his way down the field 74 yards for the opening score. Than he proceeds to punt the ball out of the stadium during his celebration and it hits poor Mike Schoop in the head in the parking light, knocking him out into a coma and ending our misery of poor sports talk radio.

 

That sounds good to me. :rolleyes:

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Baltimore at Buffalo

 

Buffalo Bills at 15:00

R.Lindell kicks 68 yards from BUF 30 to BAL 2. B.Lickerto BAL 20 for 18 yards (B.Licker).

 

Baltimore Ravens at 14:46

1-10-BAL20 (13:04) W.McGahee up the middle to BAL for -5 yards (P.Willis). FUMBLES (W.McGahee), RECOVERED by BUF-T.Spikes at BAL 22. T.SPIKES to BAL 16 for 6 yards. BAL-W.McGahee was injured during the play (Knee). His return is Doubtful.

 

Buffalo Bills at 14:31

A.Pittman left tackle for 16 yards TOUCHDOWN.

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