Ralonzo Posted February 4, 2007 Share Posted February 4, 2007 Back from roadwork and continuing the dubious tradition with a big plate of slimy nachos... 6:35pm: 1) Bud LIGHT Rock-Paper-Scissors. The first good Bud Light ad I've seen in a while. 2) Doritos Clumsy. She was hot though. 3) Blockbuster Movies with rodents. Meh. Don't do cute during a football game. 4) Katie Communic, and Prince. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 4, 2007 Author Share Posted February 4, 2007 6:39pm 1) Sierra Mist Free beard combover. Brett Farve's shorts? 2) High-maintenance blond, uh oh. Salesgenie.com? Die spammer. 3) Sierra Mist. What if someone reaches for it? Here's your answer: Boot To The Head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 4, 2007 Author Share Posted February 4, 2007 6:48pm 1) Yoyota Tundra. If you want to keep my attention, lay off the brakes and show me what it looks like at the bottom of the canyon. 2) Fed ex. Moon office. That's a whole lot of money wasted on effects. 3) Bug Light wedding. Hah! Do they have a new ad agency this year? All their commercials were pretty crummy last year, but 2 for 2 this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 4, 2007 Author Share Posted February 4, 2007 6:55pm 1) Snickers man-love. Ewwwww, I may never eat another one of those again. 2) Schick Quattro off da hizzy, old ad. I'm surprised we haven't added a blade or three since last year. We're due for 6 or 7 bladed razors, aren't we? 3) Black swimming team movie. Well, what the hell, Jamaica had bobsledders. Stand up to the evil and oppressive white butterfly strokers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 6:58pm, back on the normal NFL commercial schedule 1) Chevy classic rock... was that Karen Allen? Guess she needs to do something for money. Well, something else. 2) Bud Light ESL class. That was a little politically correct eh? The one Mexican there was the teacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 7:15pm. Wow, that was an eternity. 1) Godaddy.com.... where are the boobs? There they are. How lame is a company where the first thing you think of when someone mentions them, is boobs? 2) Grand Coke Auto. This really could use Michael Douglas from Falling Down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 7:23pm 1) Nothing evokes sympathy like a mangy mutt. Still a weak ad. What was it for again? I didn't even notice. 2) Ultra-Garmin-Man! Hot damn! Let's hear it for the old-skool Japanese monster mash! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 7:29pm 1) Careerbuilder.com lemmings... what the hell was that supposed to be about? 2) Doritos with a Rosie O'Donnell clone at the checkout. Makes sense she's familiar with all the flavors, and probably all the queso too. 3) Disturbing car wash for Chevy. Thanks for convincing me to buy foreign again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 3) Disturbing car wash for Chevy. Thanks for convincing me to buy foreign again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 7:35pm 1) Bud Light Smack My B!tch up. No, I don't know what it's about either, but the trend toward the Three Stooges in these Bud commercials is most welcome. 2) Heart, attacked. Beatyourrisk.com? Send me some of that hot Diabetes, and I'll beatsomethingelse.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Is it just me, or are the commercials really sucking this year? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 7:38pm 1) Robot screw-up for GM. Jump! Man, that commercial might cause me to commit suicide. Not because a robot shows how, but because they brought back my repressed memory of "All By Myself" by Eric Carmen. 2) Coke celebrates Black History, Especially Today. Is something going on today on a par with the "I Have A Dream" speech or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 7:45pm 1) John Travolta in a movie with one of the Bobs. Looks pretty dumb. 2) Sprint Connectile Dysfunction. That was kinda crappy too. 3) NFL Mobile. I wouldn't even want it for free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 Is it just me, or are the commercials really sucking this year? I don't know, I've liked several of the Bud Lights, and anybody mking allusions to Ultra-Man gets a virtual hi-five from me. Other than that, ya, there really hasn't been much to speak of. I guess the commercials are on par with the game. Is this the Super Bowl, or Hot Potato? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 7:52pm 1) The Bears... fumble! How'd they know? More allusions to Black Guys. At the Super Bowl? You don't say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 7:54pm 1) Coke. Some old guy. Yep, another lame commercial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 So far, the best thing I've seen during a commercial break has not been a commercial, but the Late Show promo with Dave in a Peyton Manning jersey...and Oprah in an orange Urlacher jersey, with Dave's arm around her. "Honey, don't talk with your mouth full." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 I'm going to do something else for a while. No way do I watch that 4-foot-10 Jehovah's Witness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 I'm going to do something else for a while. No way do I watch that 4-foot-10 Jehovah's Witness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffOrange Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 "We care about black people" - Doritos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 Ok, the Chocolate Hobbit is gone... game on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 8:39pm 1) Oh great, another CG movie. 2) E-Trade (or is it E-Tard) bank robbery. 3) Another crappy hallucinatory Coke ad. Did they slip the Coca back into the Cola or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 8:42pm 1) Articulate and clean gorillas plotting for Bud Light. Clunk, that was a boat anchor of an ad. 2) Sheryl 'Old' Crow hawking (no pun intended)... Revlon? Crappy music, crappy ad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 8:47pm Someone wanna put up some hoops at either end of the field, for as much time as the ball is spending on the ground? 1) Office gladiators? Careerbuilders.com missing the mark again. 2) Taco Bell Lions. Khaaaaaan! 3) Van Heusen. Some guys just run footage in reverse during the Super Bowl and bore the piss out of everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 8:55pm 1) Toyota Tundra boilerplate boredom. 2) Robert Goulet is the shiz. 3) Dwayne's dad... a oldie, but still evokes mild amusement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 8:58pm 1) Fed Ex Ground. Meh. They've been trying to reclaim the magic of the classic "Doomed" ad, but it ain't happening. 2) Who is this tool? Kevin Featherbrain? Oh, he's on fry patrol. THAT'S funny! Those Life Comes At You Fast ads were pretty decent last year too. 3) Bud Light slasher. I guess they blew their wad of quality in the first quarter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetbaboo Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Insightful announcer commentary of the quarter: if the defender is farther away from you, he will have to run farther to tackle you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 I've seen the Federline/Nationwide ad, so I'm done for the night. Hope you don't blow all your cash from that job in one place, K-Fed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 9:11pm 1) CBS spots. This must be the local break. 2) PNC bank, dull dull dull. Must be local. 3) Chevy underpowered SUV commercial. I swear more of these end up in the ditch during a storm than anyone else. 4) A bunch of Bush-bashing from a local pull-out-of-Iraq PAC. Thanks a lot, McCain & Feingold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 9:14pm 1) Budweiser. She's got crabs. Wow that was dumb. 2) Prudential. Yes, Iraq can do a lot of things. Lame. 3) Old ad for lame Honda SUV that's as bloated as Elvis was in 1977. It's a pregnant Accord and nothing else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 9:25 and Grossman just Grossman'd the Bears chances. 1) HP. Yawn. 2) Glacier golfin' for Izod. Not a new ad, but not a good one either. 3) Don Shula shilling Bud Select. That's a much better electric gridiron game though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetbaboo Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 jesus Jay-Z is ugly and that commercial was probably the worst of the night Bud Light has good commercials Budweiser has stevestojan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 9:34 and Rex Grossman becomes synonymous with Steve Bartman. 1) Flomax. Because I need to be able to chip porcelain with my urine stream. 2) Things I can do with one finger: give my opinion of this E-Trade commercial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 9:38pm 1) Hannibal Rising. Thank goodness for this ad or I would never have known about this movie 2) This must be another one of those stupid careerbuilder.com survivor ads. Yup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scribo Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Say what you want about GoDaddy.com, but I cannot think of another company that has made more from its Super Bowl ads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted February 5, 2007 Author Share Posted February 5, 2007 9:51pm This should be it... 1) Hondas on the salt flats, not a new one. 2) Repeat of boobdaddy 3) Snapple Green Tea. Dammit, everybody's climbing on the green tea bandwagon now. I may have to quit drinking it since it's now trendy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrobot Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 ASTRO-FAVES: 1st Qtr. Rock Paper Scissors Bud Lite 1st Place Wedding Auctioneer Bud Lite 2nd Place Tundra Racing Through Iron Door 3rd Place 2nd Qtr. Fist Pump Replaced By Slapping 1st Place Heart Guy vs. Blood Press., Cholest 2nd Place Connectile Dysfunction Sprint Broadband 3rd Place 3rd Qtr. Lions Pronounce Carne Asada Taco Bell 1st Place Axe Murderer Hitchhiker Bud Lite 2nd Place Fantasy Scene Coke 3rd Place 4th Qtr. One Finger E-Trade 1st Place It's Hard To Say Goodbye 1st Place Tie Snapple EGCG "It's on the back of the bottle" 3rd Place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cynical Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 Say what you want about GoDaddy.com, but I cannot think of another company that has made more from its Super Bowl ads. A close second would have to be Monster.com from a few years back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 I liked the Rock/Paper/Scissors, Blockbuster mouse click, and Coke/GTA commercials The Budweiser dog commercial made me sad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted February 5, 2007 Share Posted February 5, 2007 In case you missed any of them http://cbs.sportsline.com/nfl/postseason/superads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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