Johnny Coli Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 #. Why do you keep a pair of pearl earings in your nightstand, but the rest of your jewelry in the second drawer down of your dresser? #. That picture is mocking me. #. It puts the lotion in the basket. It puts the lotion in the basket. #. You are out of half-and-half. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted September 28, 2006 Author Share Posted September 28, 2006 #. Why do you keep a pair of pearl earings in your nightstand, but the rest of your jewelry in the second drawer down of your dresser? #. That picture is mocking me. #. It puts the lotion in the basket. It puts the lotion in the basket. #. You are out of half-and-half. 789147[/snapback] If you are kissing up to get the VP of Operations title just keep going. And get me my coffee right now. Black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tomcat Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why did the chicken cross the road? What came first, the chicken or the egg? Did TO have a drug reaction or was it a suicide attempt? Who stole R.Rich's cooler at the tailgate? Are you willing to cook, clean, do laundry, swallow, get beer on demand, keep your mouth shut, remove all your teeth, flatten your head and get pistol grip ears? yeah thats the one that makes the cut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Not if you know what you're doing. You're sounding brave today Birthday Boy Happy Birthday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 I'm totally confused now. But I will say that I think you need more than 8 sex traits. 789143[/snapback] If you went to Tijuana, which would you try. a burro or a burrito? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 1) Ed, gives head 2) Head, Ed gives 3) Give head, Ed 4) Rinse, repeat. jk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 #. I have the shoe you dropped when you ran away. #. Your hair tastes different. Did you change your brand of shampoo? #. Turn around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotStuckonStupid Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 do you wax or shave down south........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted September 28, 2006 Author Share Posted September 28, 2006 #. I have the shoe you dropped when you ran away.#. Your hair tastes different. Did you change your brand of shampoo? #. Turn around. 789163[/snapback] I'm inclined to let you go with this because you appear to be a student of the game. You do realize you're typing instructions and editorials, not just questions right? Funny story related to your second item above. When this chick Angie I know got back from some trip to Africa or Austria or Australia or whatever, I asked her the same question. I don't really listen much as it is and she had been gone a long time and I was sort of busy so I don't know her answer but there was something about a baby or something. She was screaming out all sorts of stojan. Maybe she said baby shampoo. I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 beer wine and what color birthday today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 back door front door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted September 28, 2006 Author Share Posted September 28, 2006 do you wax or shave down south........ 789168[/snapback] If we're going to make any serious money we need to cover the whole US. Southern chicks are not typically as desperate. Or disparate for that matter, but I'm getting off topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary M Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Gerbils or Hamsters? If you were a dog what would your name be? Planes, Trains, or Automobiles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 #. If you had to choose between your pet or one of your fingers, which would it be, and why? (And, no, you don't get to pick which finger we're talking about.) #. How intense is too intense? #. Give me an example of how you got revenge on someone. #. Is that a roll of quarters, or a knife? #. Paper or plastic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Wide Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 Business in the front or party in the back? If you won $100 Million dollars, would you still shower? What's the difference between "almost" and "not quite" Do you enjoy Pirates? What do you think is the point in aquatic evolution where a large puddle becomes officially classified as a pond? What is your theory on the fact that no matter what color your shampoo is, the lather is always white? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 do you wax or shave down south........ 789168[/snapback] that's an awful lot like "carpet or bare floor" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Senator Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 You're sounding brave today Birthday Boy Happy Birthday! 789157[/snapback] Yes...happy birthday, Juan Ponce de Leon. (I see you're 30 again!) Happy birthday today, tomorrow, yesterday, last week, next week, next month, etc., etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Talonz Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 #. Do you have a glass eye?#. Are you allergic to latex? 789113[/snapback] Damn, beat me to the latex one.....Hmmmm back to the dungeon, I mean drawing board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buckeyemike Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 kinky or perverted? boxers or briefs? (male only) bikinis, boyshorts or thongs? (female only) lights on or lights off? top or bottom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotStuckonStupid Posted September 28, 2006 Share Posted September 28, 2006 If we're going to make any serious money we need to cover the whole US. Southern chicks are not typically as desperate. Or disparate for that matter, but I'm getting off topic. 789177[/snapback] not that South Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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