LabattBlue Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Before the game... Idiot on Abbott heading towards the intersection at Southwestern. He is in the left turn lane, but wants to go straight. One sheriff has him stopped in the middle of the intersection and when a 2nd sheriff walks up to the car, the guy pulls around the 1st sheriff and takes off(as the 2nd sheriff is beating his car with his billy club ). Guy doesn't get another 100 feet before he is stopped by another sheriff. Six sheriffs then proceed to drag the dumb SOB out of his car, pound him headfirst into the pavement, cuff him and drag him away. His face was a bloody mess from the blacktop sandwich he received. All the dumbass had to do was make the left(or pay closer attention to the sheriffs) and that would have been the end of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Before the game... Idiot on Abbott heading towards the intersection at Southwestern. He is in the left turn lane, but wants to go straight. One sheriff has him stopped in the middle of the intersection and when a 2nd sheriff walks up to the car, the guy pulls around the 1st sheriff and takes off(as the 2nd sheriff is beating his car with his billy club ). Guy doesn't get another 100 feet before he is stopped by another sheriff. Six sheriffs then proceed to drag the dumb SOB out of his car, pound him headfirst into the pavement, cuff him and drag him away. His face was a bloody mess from the blacktop sandwich he received. All the dumbass had to do was make the left(or pay closer attention to the sheriffs) and that would have been the end of it. 785650[/snapback] I did see that! STOOOOOPID. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Before the game... Idiot on Abbott heading towards the intersection at Southwestern. He is in the left turn lane, but wants to go straight. One sheriff has him stopped in the middle of the intersection and when a 2nd sheriff walks up to the car, the guy pulls around the 1st sheriff and takes off(as the 2nd sheriff is beating his car with his billy club ). Guy doesn't get another 100 feet before he is stopped by another sheriff. Six sheriffs then proceed to drag the dumb SOB out of his car, pound him headfirst into the pavement, cuff him and drag him away. His face was a bloody mess from the blacktop sandwich he received. All the dumbass had to do was make the left(or pay closer attention to the sheriffs) and that would have been the end of it. 785650[/snapback] Harriet's limo driver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Harriet's limo driver. 785662[/snapback] Another pee crisis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRH Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Before the game... Idiot on Abbott heading towards the intersection at Southwestern. He is in the left turn lane, but wants to go straight. One sheriff has him stopped in the middle of the intersection and when a 2nd sheriff walks up to the car, the guy pulls around the 1st sheriff and takes off(as the 2nd sheriff is beating his car with his billy club ). Guy doesn't get another 100 feet before he is stopped by another sheriff. Six sheriffs then proceed to drag the dumb SOB out of his car, pound him headfirst into the pavement, cuff him and drag him away. His face was a bloody mess from the blacktop sandwich he received. All the dumbass had to do was make the left(or pay closer attention to the sheriffs) and that would have been the end of it. 785650[/snapback] Must have been trying to get to Hammer's Lot. Please tell me it was a Jets fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammered a Lot Posted September 25, 2006 Share Posted September 25, 2006 Before the game... Idiot on Abbott heading towards the intersection at Southwestern. He is in the left turn lane, but wants to go straight. One sheriff has him stopped in the middle of the intersection and when a 2nd sheriff walks up to the car, the guy pulls around the 1st sheriff and takes off(as the 2nd sheriff is beating his car with his billy club ). Guy doesn't get another 100 feet before he is stopped by another sheriff. Six sheriffs then proceed to drag the dumb SOB out of his car, pound him headfirst into the pavement, cuff him and drag him away. His face was a bloody mess from the blacktop sandwich he received. All the dumbass had to do was make the left(or pay closer attention to the sheriffs) and that would have been the end of it. 785650[/snapback] I miss all the fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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