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So all Osama has to do is live in a crypt at some cemetary & it's hands off? I can see it now, troops surround Osama's crypt,

Soldier:"Hey, Bin Laden, you coming out & leaving the cemetary"

Osama "Not today, infidel swine"

Soldier "My superiors told me to tell you to have a nice day"

Osama "Die, infidel swine, Allah is great"

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It's true.

 

In fact, we can't even look or dig in cemetaries, no matter who tells us there might be chemical weapons buried there.

 

 

On the other hand, I read recently that "rapid fire questions" were not classified as torture during interrogations, so we've still got that ace in the hole. :lol:

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On the other hand, I read recently that "rapid fire questions" were not classified as torture during interrogations, so we've still got that ace in the hole.  :lol:

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Is the training video for this type of interrogation the scene at the beginning of Uncle Buck when Macaulay Caulkin is firing questions at John Candy?

 

Miles: Where do you live?

Buck: In the city.

Miles: You have a house?

Buck: Apartment.

Miles: Own or rent?

Buck: Rent.

Miles: What do you do for a living?

Buck: Lots of things.

Miles: Where's your office?

Buck: I don't have one.

Miles: How come?

Buck: I don't need one.

Miles: Where's your wife?

Buck: Don't have one.

Miles: How come?

Buck: It's a long story.

Miles: You have kids?

Buck: No I don't.

Miles: How come?

Buck: It's an even longer story.

Miles: Are you my Dad's brother?

Buck: What's your record for consecutive questions asked?

Miles: 38.

Buck: I'm your Dad's brother alright.

Miles: You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad.

Buck: How nice of you to notice.

Miles: I'm a kid - that's my job.

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