Guffalo Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 For those who have been in mental institutions, this may not seem so amusing.... In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he's driving a car with his hands at 10 and 2. The nurse asks him,"Kevin! What are you doing?" Kevin replied, "Can't talk right now I'm driving to Chicago!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse enters Kevin's room just as he stopped driving his imaginary car and she asks, "Well Kevin, how you doing?" Kevin says "I'm exhausted. I just got into Chicago and I need some rest." That's great," replied the nurse,"I'm glad you had a safe trip." The nurse leaves Kevin's room and then goes across the hall into another patients' room and finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously. Very surprised she shouts, "Ed what are you doing ??? " To which Ed replies, "Shhh, I'm screwing Kevin's wife while he's in Chicago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stinky finger Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 OUTSTANDING! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 For those who have been in mental institutions, this may not seem so amusing.... 722903[/snapback] I find know humer in that joke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted July 14, 2006 Author Share Posted July 14, 2006 I find know humer in that joke! 722997[/snapback] You back from Chicago already?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 For those who have been in mental institutions, this may not seem so amusing....In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient pretending he's driving a car with his hands at 10 and 2. The nurse asks him,"Kevin! What are you doing?" Kevin replied, "Can't talk right now I'm driving to Chicago!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room. The next day the nurse enters Kevin's room just as he stopped driving his imaginary car and she asks, "Well Kevin, how you doing?" Kevin says "I'm exhausted. I just got into Chicago and I need some rest." That's great," replied the nurse,"I'm glad you had a safe trip." The nurse leaves Kevin's room and then goes across the hall into another patients' room and finds Ed sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously. Very surprised she shouts, "Ed what are you doing ??? " To which Ed replies, "Shhh, I'm screwing Kevin's wife while he's in Chicago 722903[/snapback] Had to make the guy's name Ed, huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puhonix Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Had to make the guy's name Ed, huh? 723025[/snapback] 2 points.. Ed was the guy screwing Kevin's wife, so Kevin was the one driving. Now we've eliminated Fit jokes. And two... Ed was screwing Kevin's wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBTG81 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 2 points.. Ed was the guy screwing Kevin's wife, so Kevin was the one driving. Now we've eliminated Fit jokes. And two... Ed was screwing Kevin's wife. 723026[/snapback] Good point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted July 14, 2006 Author Share Posted July 14, 2006 Had to make the guy's name Ed, huh? 723025[/snapback] Well, truth be told it was in my inbox this morning as it was posted. I was going to change the name, but not Eds, ya see, my real name is Kevin..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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