Offside Number 76 Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Reflecting on the week's events, I came up with the following general knowledge exam. Pit your wits against Mike's and see how well you do! AMERICAN HISTORY: When confronted with the Teapot Dome scandal, President Harding: a) Died in office. b) Suspended his Secretary of the Interior for one week. c) Suspended his Secretary of the Interior for one week, after first checking with Mrs. Harding. d) Suspended Eric Moulds, after first checking with Mrs. Harding. MATHEMATICS: 23-3= a) 20. b) An opportunity for the Dolphins to come back. LITERATURE: A central theme of Faulkner’s The Sound and the Fury is: a) The decline of the postbellum South. b) The decline of the post-Polian Buffalo Bills. c) One family’s struggle to continue its legacy. d) One football team’s struggle to win without an offensive line. RELIGION: In Christianity, the concept of evil is personified by: a) Satan, the Prince of Darkness. b) Miroslav Satan, the Prince of Long Island. c) Eric Moulds. d) Sage Rosenfels, but really he’s controlled by Eric Moulds. WORLD HISTORY: When the Germans invaded Belgium at the start of World War I, they: a) Ran a sweep towards the English Channel, then cut inside towards Paris. b) Benched their starting general for several weeks early in the campaign. c) Stuck to their plan in the face of surprisingly fierce Belgian opposition. d) Abandoned their game plan on the second day of the invasion and instead ran up the middle on 3d and 23, while passing when they had a first down just three yards outside of Brussels. SCIENCE: Darwin’s Theory of Evolution holds that: a) Stronger species with sound survival strategies will outlive and overpower smaller, weaker species with poor survival strategies. b) Kansas is exactly 6,000 years old. c) A weaker football team with no discernible gameplan should suspend Eric Moulds. d) A football team that is not winning games should continually employ the same makeshift strategies and trick plays, and eventually, the game will evolve to accommodate them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corp000085 Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 that is funny.. i got a kick out of the miroslav satan answer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Can Mularkey bring his Speak N Spell? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finknottle Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Good post! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realtruelove Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Reflecting on the week's events, I came up with the following general knowledge exam. Pit your wits against Mike's and see how well you do! AMERICAN HISTORY: When confronted with the Teapot Dome scandal, President Harding: a) Died in office. b) Suspended his Secretary of the Interior for one week. c) Suspended his Secretary of the Interior for one week, after first checking with Mrs. Harding. d) Suspended Eric Moulds, after first checking with Mrs. Harding. MATHEMATICS: 23-3= a) 20. b) An opportunity for the Dolphins to come back. LITERATURE: A central theme of Faulkner’s The Sound and the Fury is: a) The decline of the postbellum South. b) The decline of the post-Polian Buffalo Bills. c) One family’s struggle to continue its legacy. d) One football team’s struggle to win without an offensive line. RELIGION: In Christianity, the concept of evil is personified by: a) Satan, the Prince of Darkness. b) Miroslav Satan, the Prince of Long Island. c) Eric Moulds. d) Sage Rosenfels, but really he’s controlled by Eric Moulds. WORLD HISTORY: When the Germans invaded Belgium at the start of World War I, they: a) Ran a sweep towards the English Channel, then cut inside towards Paris. b) Benched their starting general for several weeks early in the campaign. c) Stuck to their plan in the face of surprisingly fierce Belgian opposition. d) Abandoned their game plan on the second day of the invasion and instead ran up the middle on 3d and 23, while passing when they had a first down just three yards outside of Brussels. SCIENCE: Darwin’s Theory of Evolution holds that: a) Stronger species with sound survival strategies will outlive and overpower smaller, weaker species with poor survival strategies. b) Kansas is exactly 6,000 years old. c) A weaker football team with no discernible gameplan should suspend Eric Moulds. d) A football team that is not winning games should continually employ the same makeshift strategies and trick plays, and eventually, the game will evolve to accommodate them. 527690[/snapback] Post of the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOKBILLS Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Reflecting on the week's events, I came up with the following general knowledge exam. Pit your wits against Mike's and see how well you do! d) A football team that is not winning games should continually employ the same makeshift strategies and trick plays, and eventually, the game will evolve to accommodate them. 527690[/snapback] Now that one made me ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shagmago Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Mike Mularky =MEATHEAD=BIG,DUMB EX JOCK!..I`LL BRING THE TAR IF SOMEBODY BRINGS THE FEATHERS!.This guys a limp dic to the max! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
don_of_manhattan Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 This was a great post! Please fire Donahoe and Mularkey - PLEASE! What will it take - this guy is worse than greg williams... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalkie Gerzowski Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Mike Mularkey = Karl Childers Yes maam, mah team done plum dead. Doyle Hargraves said tah bring a hearst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offside Number 76 Posted December 11, 2005 Author Share Posted December 11, 2005 Glad you all enjoyed it. Mike's answers were: D, B, D, C, D, and D. The correct answers are: A, A, A, A, A (partial credit for C), and A. Mike failed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greybeard Posted December 11, 2005 Share Posted December 11, 2005 Congrats I can't stop laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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