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that's some crazy sh--

dio cane that's some crazy sh-- porco dio  :angry:

 

Dean, from which part of Italy are you from?

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Niagara Falls. <_<

 

My mother's side is from Sicily

 

My father's are from Calabria and Marche

 

What about you?

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just like christmas eve dinner with the relatives

 

-spelling not accurate

 

most are the equivalent of damn or !@#$ in english depending on volume/inflection

 

madonna!- virgin mary

 

ella madonna! - to hell with virgin mary

 

porco dio!- pig god

 

putanna!- whore

 

figlio/figlia di putanna!- son/daughter of whore

 

mingia!- dick

 

meeschka!- darn

 

jesu christo!

 

va fungoo la cooloo! - go get effed in the a$$

 

-dio cane is a new one for me, (god dog i think) my relatives spanned the boot from Sicilia to Abruzzi to Friuli so i would think one of them would have used it- must be this guys obscure fave

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just like christmas eve dinner with the relatives

 

-spelling not accurate

 

most are the equivalent of damn or !@#$ in english depending on volume/inflection

 

madonna!- virgin mary

 

ella madonna! - to hell with virgin mary

 

porco dio!- pig god

 

putanna!- whore

 

figlio/figlia di putanna!- son/daughter of whore

 

mingia!- dick

 

meeschka!- darn

 

jesu christo!

 

va fungoo la cooloo! - go get effed in the a$$

 

-dio cane is a new one for me, (god dog i think) my relatives spanned the boot from Sicilia to Abruzzi to Friuli so i would think one of them would have used it- must be this guys obscure fave

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dio cane = god is a dog, doesn't sound right, basically same sh-- as porco dio and the rest lmao

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Niagara Falls.  <_<

 

My mother's side is from Sicily

 

My father's are from Calabria and Marche

 

What about you?

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Sicily eh what part

I have a lot of Sicilian friends, God i hate that dialect. I'm from the south from Salerno in the town of Teggiano. Both my parents are from there.

Are you fluent in it?

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Sicily eh  what part

I have a lot of Sicilian friends, God i hate that dialect.  I'm from the south from Salerno in the town of Teggiano.  Both my parents are from there.

Are you fluent in it?

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Palermo

 

No speaka. But, I know all the swear words. :D As to the dialcet, my grandmothers couldn't understand each other.

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Remind me not to p!$$ off any Sicilians in the future.   :D

 

Mike

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I nearly got into a fight with a Sicilian in Nice France. I was hammered and chatting up this hot Polish girl and this Sicilian kept cutting in, physically trying to pull her away. Finally I shoved the guy and said(not that he understood) " I dont cut in on your action- dont cut in on my action". He was furious and proceeded to rattle off a thousand Sicillian words a minute- he sounded like those newscasters. We tried to communicate then finally I pointed at him and said "giuseppe"(sic). He smiled and said "me, your giuseppe?" I said si.

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