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It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!


elcrusho

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Ok...so I cheated and pulled a couple of these off some site. GOD I love the internet!

 

"How about a meatball sandwich, a medium coke, and your phone number."

 

"What are you people...on dope!"

 

"When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV."

 

"When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?"

....." A quart or so."

 

"The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays or prays. Whatever happens, your toes are still tapping."

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