JohninMinn. Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Dear Lord, I know football is not a priority right now and we pray for those suffering in south east asia and the middle east. However as a humble Bills fan who has suffered countless heartbreaking close calls I am asking that you intervene in two football games this Sunday. We can handle the Steelers but you have to give Mr. Martz his brain back for that day resulting in a Rams win. Then let Peyton's and the Colts egos give them the fortitude to beat "The Snake" in Denver. Finally I promise never mention "Wide Right" and "no Goal" ever again! Amen John Feel Free to Contribute He's always listening. Explanation on Patton reference. To the best of my knowledge he had an army Chaplain write a prayer for good weather during the "Battle of the Bulge" so that we could kill Germans. It worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 If there is a God and he's doing anything other than paying attention to southern Asia, then the dude needs more glockenspiel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohninMinn. Posted December 29, 2004 Author Share Posted December 29, 2004 If there is a God and he's doing anything other than paying attention to southern Asia, then the dude needs more glockenspiel. 184418[/snapback] There is a God and He Made South East Asia and the World. He can multitask too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drnykterstein Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 There is a God and He Made South East Asia and the World. He can multitask too. 184429[/snapback] Ah I gotcha, one of those omnipresent gods. Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SACTOBILLSFAN Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 "Based on my intimate relationship with the Almighty, I assure you sir, if you write a good prayer, we will have good weather." - General Patton one of my favorite quotes from the movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 God doesn't do football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 Greatest. Speech. Ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hull, Kent67 Posted December 29, 2004 Share Posted December 29, 2004 " Make it loud and make it dirty, that way they remember it!" General Patton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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