Maddog69 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 I'll sign up to be the equipment manager/trainer for the Jills Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilsner Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 This could be the beginning of quite a team. Looks like our D is forming with some special teams. Still many holes to fill though. No one is on O yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1billsnut Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 5'9" 140 lbs 41 yrs old 40 time 5.0+ at least. Havent bench pressed since 1988. last played football at age 12. BAC approx 1.8%. No speed, no ability, and no desire to be hit, but more than willing to hold clipboard and wear ball cap. Would also be willing to play for the league minimum. No valuable assets to offer to team other than being "a good locker room guy". Projection: project at best..but a fun guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyd19 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 6'3'' 245 33 year old tight end Has shown the ability to come back from injuries to right foot, left foot, left hip, left rotator cuff surgery, right knee reconstructive surgery and concussion. Last played organized football in 1996. Another high motor white man. Reminds stadium wall scouts of fellow top prospect DC Tom, except smaller. Projects best as first string massage and "relaxation" therapist for the Jills. This is based on his "dedication and love for the sport of cheer leading." Strong yet caring hands. Must negotiate buyout from current relationship in order to accept this position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I_want_2_BILL_Lieve Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Pick me, Pick me. I am a high motor guy. Actually, it's a diesel with relatively low miles. (Why do they want to know about my motor?) Actually, the motor is good but the body is shot. I have all the tools. Mostly Black and Deckers, but a few Ryobis. I run like a Deere. OK, that is my lawnmower... but still. My arms are a bit on the short side, think T-Rex type. But I've got quick hips - and even looser vowels. I play faster then the sundial would indicate. I have all the intangibles and most of the unmeasurables. (But if you can't measure it, .... Hey, I actually may have all the unmeasureables!! --- I'm shooting up draft boards.) I am a big, wide body who thrives at clogging up the middle. That is, if you mean septic systems. Yup I am full of it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tipster19 Posted April 26, 2012 Author Share Posted April 26, 2012 Let's be honest here. Your measurables are a joke. You lack any skill whatsoever and your 'red flags' are a major concern. Most teams will eliminate you from their draft boards right away. But I like you attitude. If I win the lottery (multiple times) and purchase of professional sports team, I will sign you. Not as a player, but as a human tackling dummy. It would be worth the money to watch you running for your life out there, screaming like a little girl and then ending up curled up like an armadillo. BTW - Thanks for the thread. It is a nice distraction from the rest of the regurgitated draft talk. Lol! All these responses have been great. Oh, btw, you're welcomed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBeck/cuba Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 6' 3" 320 lbs 40: dont get chased by anything scary enough to run from Bench: 3 reps... never been a strong point I hate QBs and would love to squash Brady, draft me and I'll Greg Williams that fool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Measureables are for losers when it comes to me, watch the tape, which never lies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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